I haven't writtent much so far. Anyway, Ranma ends up being shacked up with
Misato and everyone else, even Asuka....



  Ranma closed the bathroom door behind him. His eyes immediately widened as he
caught sight of Misato's unmentionables strewn about. Her panties were on the
shower rack, her bras on the sink, her stockings on the floor.
  Ranma shrugged his shoulder, "Where she puts her stuff is her business," He
casually picked up, and he couldn't help but comment on the fabric of Misato's
panties "Ooh, silk. If I were some hentai I would probably be really turned on
right now," He picked up Misato's unmentionables and placed them in a neat pile
on the sink. After that, he removes his clothes, casually throwing them in the
corner of the room, and walked over to the bathtub. It was odd that Ranma hadn't
noticed before, but the bathroom was currently being occupied.
  When he pushed aside the curtain, he saw a penguin lying in the middle of the
tub. In any situation, Ranma would have probably freaked out and went running
from the room. But over the years, he had been through quite a bit, and he
didn't get spooked as easily anymore.
  Meanwhile, Misato was laughing inwardly, waiting to see Ranma come running
from the bathroom. She knew Pen-Pen was in there. It had happened to Shinji when
he first arrived, and she was pretty sure it would also happen to Ranma. 
  The bathroom door opened and out strolled Ranma, a towel clad around his
waist. He was holding Pen-Pen in one hand, Misato's unmentionables in another. 
  Misato's mouth nearly dropped to the ground as Ranma, without saying a word,
casusally walked up to her and handed her her things, placing Pen-Pen on her
lap. 
  "I assume these are yours," Ranma said with a smirk, only to turn back and go
back into the bathroom.
  For several long moments, even after the sound of the shower had begun, Misato
stared at the door Ranma had disappeared through. She had been expecting to see
Ranma come running stark naked out of the bathroom, but instead, he looked
rather amused as he handed her her things, not at all peterbed at seeing a
penquin in the bathroom.
  Asuka emerged from the bedroom. She walked over to the fridge and got herself
a soda pop and then glanced over at Misato for a short moment, "What's wrong?"
  It took several moments before Misato composed herself, "Oh nothing. It's just
that I was expecting to play a joke on Ranma but I guess the joke backfired,"
  Asuka shook her head, "What kinda joke? You mean sending Ranma into the
bathroom while that damn penquin was in there? Lettme guess you probably wanted
to see Ranma naked or something. I think that's gross. He's an old geezer..."
  Ranma emerged from his bathroom. He was in his bathrobe, which was partially
opened at the front. He was drying his hair when he said, "Hey, who're you
calling an old geezer?"
  "Guess,"
  Ranma shrugged his shoulders, "You love Shinji,"
  "What?!"
  Now it was Ranma's turn to do the teasing, "You heard what I said. You love
Shinji. I betcha you loved him ever since you first laid eyes on him,"
  Asuka's face twictched slightly, "No, I don't! I hate him! He's such a wimp!"
  "You don't like him?"
  "Of course not!! I hate him!" Asuka said vehemently, her fists clenching.
  "Oh, are you one of those girls that like other girls?" Ranma was smirking. He
was wondering if Asuka could see it. Probably not since she was in a furious
state of mind at the moment. All she was probably seeing was red.
  "No!!!"
  Ranma turned toward Misato, "Hey, Misato, does Asuka slip into you bed late at
night?"
  "What?!?!?!" Misato shouted, stunned that Ranma would asked something like
that. She had been silently giggling to herself as Ranma teased Asuka, but
hadn't expected the teasing to move onto her.
  Ranma was clearly enjoying this. After many years of constant torture via
dialogue from Nabiki when he had been young, Ranma had finally learned to do
battle not only with his fist but with speech. 
  "W-what, are you jealous?" Asuka said, trying her best to man an offence. She
had to fight back somehow.
  Ranma nodded, a fake glint in his eyes "Of course I'm jealous. I'm jealous of
Misato. Dontcha know that I'm in love with you, Asuka? And Misato has you all to
herself, it tears me apart!" Ranma made an exaggerated motion as if his heart
was breaking, "I could feel my heart shattering into a million pieces everytime
I see you two together,"
  "All right, Ranma! That's enough teasing!" Misato said, doing her best to be
commanding. She didn't like being teased, even if it had been indirectly. She
didn't mind Ranma teasing Asuka, but drew the line when Ranma brouth her into
it.
  Asuka gave Ranma an look that would probably haunt a man to his death, "I hate
you,"
  "So?"
  Asuka gritted her teeth. She wanted to hit this guy that her blood boiled.
"You're an asshole,"
  "So?"
  Asuka, in a fit of frustrationg and loathing toward Ranma, brought her hand up
and tried to slap him, only to have Ranma skillfully catch it with his own hand.
When she tried to slap him with her other hand, he caught that one also.
  "Man, I hope when I finally decide to have children, they're not as nasty as
you, Asuka," he commented. It was like pouring gasoline on a fire. Asuka was
already buring with rage and Ranma continued to provoke her.
  "Who in their right mind would ever wanna marry some obnoxious jerk like
you?!" Asuka retorted.
  Ranma smiled.
  Misato said, "All right, Ranma. That's enough with the teasing. She won't hit
you," she looked toward Asuka, "Now will she?"
  Asuka gritted her teeth.
  "I despise you!" she said, her eyes almost glowing with hatred.
  Ranma let go of Asuka's hands. He tightened his bathrobe belt, making sure to
close the partially opened front, and said, "So?"
  With that said, Ranma turned around and went into his bedroom.



This is not a sequel to that spamfic, Lemme Alone, I wrote eariler. It's just a
scene....that I'm gonna put into my Angel that just won't die fanfic I've been
working one. In case you're wondering, Ranma is portrayed the way he, meaning
very OOC, is because he's the same character from my boomer that just won't die
fanfic.....



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Jeffrey Keith Wong
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