[We see a rather battered Ranma leaving Dr. Tofu's clinic after one of 
his usual run-ins with Akane.  Despite his injuries, he seems quite 
cheerful, and is singing as he walks along]

Ranma:  I am stuck on Band-Aids... [he attempts to peel back a bandage 
covering a wound on his arm.  It will not dislodge] ...'cause Band-Aid's 
stuck on me.

[He gets a direct hit from the woman with the water dipper, but continues 
gamely]

Onna-Ranma:  I am stuck on Band-Aids [this time she pulls at a bandage on 
her ankle, to no avail]  ...'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me.

[Jump cut to the public baths.  Soun and Gemna are relaxing in the ofuro, 
but their bandaged faces indicate that they've apparantly received a bit 
of a (richly deserved, if you ask me) beating themselves.  They pick up 
the jingle]

Soun/Genma:  Cause they hold on tight in the bathtub...

[Elsewhere at the baths, Ranma (male once again) is scrubbing himself 
down]

Ranma:  ...and they cling in soupy suds...

[He dumps the water bucket over his head allowing us to jump cut once 
again.  He's leaning against the dividing wall between the men's and 
women's sides as he sings the last line]

Ranma:  I am stuck on Band-Aids... 

[Nabiki's head pops up from the women's side.  She is holding a wooden 
bucket]

Nabiki:  'Cause Band-Aids' stuck on he...

[she dumps the bucket on Ranma]

Nabiki:  ...she.

*****

::smirk::  This one was 'Natsu-chan's idea, and I was rolling on the 
floor at it; so, naturally, I had to share it with y'all.

Itsu mo,
Ucchan   ^_^

*****

Alka-seltzer commercial:

Panda rolling on the floor in some pain, holding a sign reading:
[I can't believe I ate the WHOOOLE thing]

Ranma (with a disgusted look):  Believe it, Pops.

UK  ^_~