Here's one... Try and think back to last year...

[Shot of... oh, wait, these things [] are used to indicate what you're looking
at and all... As if you didn't know that already from all the useless
commercials taking up your mailbox space already...

[Shot of the interior of a museum. A class stands in front of a skeleton of a
T-Rex... Don't kill me yet.]

Teacher: [Hell, for humor purposes, make it the teacher from A-Ko] And this is
the Tyrannosaurus Rex which was...

[There's a deep boom, and everything shakes. A few students look around
nervously.]

Teacher: [What's her name, anyway?] ... was rumored to be the largest...

[Second deep boom and shake. B-Ko Daitokoji looks over at A-Ko Magami with
suspicion. A-Ko ignores B-Ko.]

Teacher: ... the largest predator ever on earth...

[Deep boom, crash. Everyone is looking around with worry. A huge reptillian
foot comes crashing through a skylight and turns the T-Rex skeleton into
dust.]

[Scenes of people running in fright. Also scenes of A-Ko and B-Ko ignoring the
terror as they fight over C-Ko]

[Hear that trademark scream, and see a sillouette of Godzilla and the word
"Godzilla" appears on screen...]

[... Then the music screeches to a halt... record needle thing and all, and an
even larger foot comes crashing down, turning the big "G" into putty... also
reducing the Tokyo Tower to scrap metal].

[Cue militaristic music... Caption on Screen says "Size Does Matter"]

[Hear Noriko Takaya screaming "BUSTER BEAM!!!!!" Along with the caption
"GunBuster" over a black screen.]

Damien Roc