Hello, Mailing Listers. I should have a revised Chapter 1 of "Oh, Brother!" 
out by Thursday, and a revised chapter 1 of the Ranma/MYST series out by 
Friday. Next week, I should have Preliminary Chapter 2 in both series out by 
then as well. In the meantime...
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[We open with very naked Ranma-chan out in the cold, cold rain. The camera 
pans slowly as we see her body from many different angles.]
Ranma-chan v.o.: The art of fighting. Does one realize that in the end it is 
your skin that protects you from damage and deep hurting? Does ones' skin 
realize that you may never get the hero's welcome from returning from your 
quest? Your fight? Your need to continue fighting? Your need to fight the 
constant monsters that your finacee cooks up from her dinners? Does anyone 
know what I'm even talking about?
[We see Ranma-chan perform his patented Chestnut fist technique. The camera 
sets in superslow motion so that we could see every fist hit something, her 
breast slowly wobble with each flexing of her arms. Her bicep quivers with 
each "hit." She ends with a very high kick shown in slow motion.]
Ranma-chan: Countless hours of training. Countless hours of nagging pain. 
Countless hours of fleeing from potential wives. But one must suffer this 
for the martial art of fighting. Now, if I could just get something to wear 
so I won't have so many damn colds!
[We see Ranma-chan's naked top half. A light scans down, and back up. Now 
Ranma-chan is wearing a yellow jumpsuit with the words "Boy" and a Nike 
swoop on the front. Through out all of this, Ranma-chan's face has a very 
serious look.]
Serious Announcer: Nike-F.I.T. The evolution of skin.
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