The chars. I'm using belong to their respective owners

The scene opens up showing a classic reading room. There are three
people sitting. They are Akira Fudo(Devilman), Gamu(Ambassado Magma),
and Mars(Godmars). Mars looks up and looks towards the camera.

Mars:Ah, greetings. We have something to help you fanfic writers out

Akira:Yes. Even though we aren't used in hardly any fics we have decided
to help you out a bit.

Gamu:You see we have came across a story so bad that it tops even an
Oscarfic in wretchedness.

Mars:Well..I think I had better admend that. Oscar still is the most
disgusting person out there.

Akira:True. You see we're giving you this web address to show you how
NOT to write a story

Mars:Gamu will be transmitting the link, now

Gamu:<http://yuggoth.girton.cam.ac.uk/~tlm21/library/argon.html>

All:Enjoy 'The Eyes of Argon' with MSTing.

Mars:Remember, this is to show you what not to do in a fic.
-- 
Fare thee well,
Disruptor