(Azusa takes big breath...)  Okay! I admit it!  Everything in here is
swiped!  The M&M's ad thing belongs to someone else!  Takahashi owns the
Ranmaverse characters!  And there is swiped (but altered to fit the
situation) dialog from South Park! ... ... ... (in tiny voice) please dont
sue me...

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{Camera starts behind two M&M's, the red plain M&M and the yellow peanut
M&M.  The angle is from behind, tilted upwards.  They are talking excitedly
to a man with salt and pepper hair, wearing and expensive suit.  The camera
moves up and around facing the M&M's.}

Red:   We're the offical candy of the millenium!  No one will resist out
motives!  Everyone will buy M&M's!  We'll take over the world!!!  Mwahaha!

{The man is nodding, bored.  He appears to have heard this wacko speech
before.  Yellow is just standing there, fidgiting, and dodging Red's rapidly
moving hands.}

{Suddenly, a teenaged boy with a pigtail and a panda burst into the room,
fighting.}

Boy:   No, panda, this is my pot pie!

Panda: (makes a typical panda-ish noise.)

Boy:   No, panda, its a bad panda!!

Panda: (makes another typical panda noise.)

Boy:   No, panda, it's *my* pot pie! ... Hey, forget it, you can have the
pot pie, I'm gunna eat that giant red M&M over there!

Panda: (angry panda noise, as the still steaming hot pot pie is thrown at
him, smacking him        in the face.  He looks sideways at the yellow M&M.
Yellow gulps.)

Red:   KYA!!!

*CHOMP!*

Announcer: Who cares if they're the candy of the millenium?  They just taste
better.