The screen comes into focus and the three Norns come into view.

Urd: We can fulfill your -every- desire. . . 

Belldandy: Just talk to us, and we'll understand your pain.

Skuld: We can even help you with your homework!

All:  Call 1-800-GODDESS

Urd: It's only $9.95 per minute. . . get your Visa or Mastercard ready.

Belldandy: Actually, it's free.

Skuld: But if you're under 18, be sure to get your parents permission!

Urd:  Well?  We're waiting....

Screen fades to black.

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