I'll never watch "Deliverance" the same way *ever* again.
BTW, if you read this and also thought it was unnatural for non-related 
people to have sex, you might be a redneck.

If you are offended by southern sterotypes, incest
and beastiality do not read this fic.

Incest Fest

This ole' story starts off in the deep south of
Japan where there were ole' redneck hick
martial artist  trash. They was not
too dif'rent from reg'lar folk 'cept for one thing.
They liked to have sex with their kin! Now, that
sounds weird an' all, but down here it's the way
we live. 
 One day after sex with his sister Tatewaki
Joe Bob Birggs Kuno went for a stroll through 
the local trailer park. The tornadoes had gone down
considerably in that there hadn't been one in two
weeks.

Before this, Joe Bob Kuno was critiquing "Red Sailor Moon" on TNT's
"MonsterVision." 

 Tatewaki knew that havin' sex with his sister was
wrong an' all. He was supposed to be havin' sex with
his cousin an' not his sister.  That's when he went down
by the trailer of his true luv, Ranko Sue.
 Tatewaki was madder than heck when he saw Ranko Sue
havin' sex with Ryouga Bubba Hibiki.
 He yelled at them,"What an' tarnation are yall doin'?"
 Ranko Sue said,"We was makin' babies Kuno. Can't ya
see that with your eyes?!"
 Tatewaki shook his head and said,"But... But this is evil!
He ain't even related to you and your havin' babies with him!"
 Ryouga said,"Hey! Ya can't speak that we to her ya big lumox!"

"Yeah, and unlike OUR family, yours has a fork in the family tree!"

 Ranko said,"Please don't yall fight over me! Ya can both have
make babies with me!"
 Tatewaki and Ryouga looked at each other and ignored the physical
impossibility of woman being impregnated by two men and shook
their heads 'yes'.  Ranko ran out of the room and came back with a duck
with glasses and a pink  cat.

Actually, you should have made that cat a possum. And Kuno should have just
shot the duck right then.

 Ranko said,"This is Shampoo and Mousse! I think they fell into the
semptic tank out back and changed inta animals!"

It's "septic". 

 Ryouga said,"That's a shame!"
 Ranko said,"Yeah! But they can still have sex with us!"
 Tatewaki looked at her with a smile and did said,"You're a genius! Let's
get to it!"
 And after a while ya could hear three humans, one duck and one cat 
all yellin' in their own lang'uige,"YAAAAAAHHHHOOOO!!!!"

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.

Excuse me...I have this INCREDIBLE urge to move to Hollywood...