Couldn't resist.  Sorry....

[Scene: Eva Units 01 and 02 are lying in a tangled heap in the bottom of 
a crater, a la ending of 'Both of you, dance like you want to win!'  
Asuka is reaching for the EvaShoulderPhone(tm) to yell at Shinji.]

Voice: Wait a second!  [Hand reaches out, slamming the reciever down 
before Asuka can dial.]

Asuka: What the???  Wait!  You're...

Voice: Max Jerome, Private Eye!  Did you know, dialing 10-321 then 
1-800-COLLECT can save the person you're calling up to 95% off their 
phone bill?

Asuka: But..

Jerome: And it only costs ten cents a minute, afternoons, evenings and 
weekends!

Asuka: But...

Jerome: And if you join now, you'll get a limited edition Evangelion 
Beanie Baby, along with monumental discounts over our compet-

Asuka: JEROME-BAKA!! THIS IS A DIRECT NERV SATELLITE UPLINK!!!  THERE 
AREN'T ANY CHARGES!!!  I CAN CALL ANYONE, ANYWHERE, FOR ONE LOW PRICE!!! 
 FREE!!![Asuka starts verbally abusing Max Jerome.  Camera pans back to 
Shinji, who looks at the Camera]

Shinji: Image is nothing, Calling is Everything.  Obey the Call.  
NERVPhone.

[Fade to Black]
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To Hurt is to Steal.
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