At 10:59 AM 5/18/98 -0500, The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

Ever read those fics where the author makes up a silly commercial
using anime characters? Well that's what this challenge is about.

Write a silly spamfic starring any anime characters you wish, that
endorses a product. It can be a real product, or a fake product. 

	Okay.. the shortest one of all.

	"Nihao!  Shampoo here for Hooked on Phonics!"

	Ed Becerra.

	"Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal.."