The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:
Ever read those fics where the author makes up a silly commercial
using anime characters? Well that's what this challenge is about.
Write a silly spamfic starring any anime characters you wish, that
endorses a product. It can be a real product, or a fake product.
The rules:
-Use as many characters as you want, but no more than three can have
dialogue.
-Use any series you want. Cross any series you want.
-No restaurant commercials.
-No gratuitous use of the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
-No gratuitous use of Godzilla.
-Script format is preferable to prose.
-The spamfic should be no longer than it would take to make a 30 to
45 second commercial out of it.
And to think we still have readers who tellus they think these
are silly...
Oh well...if these 2 don't do, I've got about 30 more or so
scattered among KOC and BSSR...
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Voiceover: Why do fools fall in love?
[Cut to a beach house as Keiichi tries to kiss and take advantage
of Sayoko.]
Voiceover: Why do romances never turn out like they do in the movies?
[Cut to Keiichi's house as Urd crawls out of Keiichi's television set.]
Voiceover: And why can't young lovers ever find the right things to say?
[Cut to Keiichi lying over Belldandy as both are searching for the right
thing to say.]
Belldandy: [Smiles vacuously as she pours a bottle into a cup.] Why ask why?
Voiceover: Try Bud Dry!
[Show a cold glass mug overflowing with beer foam.]
Voiceover: True refreshment...true taste. So even if your girlfriend
isn't divine...
[Show Skuld giving Keiichi a smack on the head with her hammer.]
Voiceover: ...at least your refreshment will be!
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[Fade into a sizzling hot pan with boiling filthy grease.]
Voiceover: One more time...this is Macek...
[From off-camera, a raw egg is dropped into the grease. It begins to
cook, and change color to a pasty green complexion.]
Voiceover: This is your brain on Macek...
[The now-cooked egg begins to blister and turn a putrid texture.]
Voiceover: [With a hint of menace.] Any questions?
Screen lettering: Sponsored by Partnership for a Macek-free America.
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Stephen Tsai