The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

Ever read those fics where the author makes up a silly commercial
using anime characters? Well that's what this challenge is about.

Write a silly spamfic starring any anime characters you wish, that
endorses a product. It can be a real product, or a fake product. 

The rules:

-Use as many characters as you want, but no more than three can have
dialogue.
-Use any series you want. Cross any series you want. 
-No restaurant commercials. 
-No gratuitous use of the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
-No gratuitous use of Godzilla.
-Script format is preferable to prose.
-The spamfic should be no longer than it would take to make a 30 to
45 second commercial out of it.

(TALL shelves with cardboard boxes on top and loose generic brands of food
piled on lower shelves and on boxes sitting in the aisles. ONSEN-MARK,
wearing a stockboy's apron, is pricing cans as a little bunny thing taps his
foot with its paw.)

RYO OH KI: Mya! Mya mya mya mya?

ONSEN-MARK: Carrots, aisle 3.

RYO OH KI: MYA! (scurries off; a moment later, a seven foot tall woman with
golden spotty fur and very expensive sweats taps Onsen Mark on the shoulder.)

CHEETAH: Excuse me, where's the tuna?

ONSEN-MARK: Packed in oil, aisle 72, packed in water, aisle 73.

CHEETAH: Thanks! (wheels away a hand-truck)

NARRATION: Food Galactus not only has the lowest prices and widest selection
of any grocery store in all Anime...

(A scruffy looking man in a worn Italian suit and a low-drawn fedora
scratches his goatee and clears his throat.)

JIGEN: Where's the .377 caliber automatic pistol bullets at?

ONSEN MARK: Aisle 232, in the back.

NARRATION: we also have the largest bulk for sale of any store in the
Multiverse.

(Ryo Saeba, Urd, and Fujisawa-Sensei sway up behind Onsen-Mark.)

ALL THREE: SAKI!!!!

ONSEN-MARK: Aisle 1,492 through 1,496.

NARRATION: So shop at the sign of the giant world devourer.

*LOGO FLASH*

NARRATION: Food Galactus. We've got it.


--- Redneck

(no claims made to Urusei Yatsura, Tenchi Muyo!, Gold Digger, Lupin IIIrd,
City Hunter, Oh My Goddess, El Hazard, and most of all definitely not to
anything in the Marvel Comics Universe.)

Kris Overstreet, web pages beyond belief
http://www.txdirect.net/users/redneck - Redneck Gaijin Online
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/wlp/ - White Lightning Productions
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/dvpbem/ - In Nomine: Dark Victory PBEM
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/milkmaid/ - The Magnificent Milkmaid