[The apartment of Misato Katsuragi, sometime after midnight. Misato, up
fixing a late-night snack, reaches out to open the refrigerator when she
hears:]

Voice: Doobee doobee doo...

Misato: Huh? [looks around quickly] Hmph. [reaches back out for the fridge
handle...]

Voice: Doobee doobee doo...

Misato: [unnerved] Shinji? 's that you? [Silence.] Hello?

Voice: Doobee doobee doo...

Misato [now really starting to freak out]: Shinji, cut it out, you're
scaring me...

Voice: Doobee doobee doo...

Misato: AAAAAAAIIIIGH! [runs away]

[Fridge door opens, and a snickering Pen Pen waddles out dragging a 12-pack
of Bud Ice behind him. He stops, faces the camera, and holds up a sign:
"Works every time." He shuffles off-camera, still singing "Doobee doobee
doo..."]

Voice-Over: Try Bud Ice. But...please...beware the penguins.

--Sailor Solathei
"Ice...snacks...and--fifty gallons of BEER!? What kind of life does she
lead, anyway!?" --Shinji Ikari
"Hang on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em!" --Cid Highwind
"A brand new ML to blow up! Wai!" --Zen
"Excuse me, I am a lost little boy. Can you help
me?.........................well, SCREW YOU TOO!" --Cartman
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Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
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Sailor Solathei's Cid Highwind shrine (still under very heavy construction)
http://members.xoom.com/ssolathei/cidshrine.html and the Cid Highwind Otaku
Ring: http://members.xoom.com/ssolathei/ring.html