I was cruisin' the Web between classes in collage and stumbled upon 
this.

It's pretty funny... as well as scary to find out how many of these 
things aply to me. ^_^;;;

The Flashman
(Proud member of The Church Of Tsukino Usagi)
Loyal G-Fan (May 20th is almost here)
He's big, he's nasty... and he's pregnant.
www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/3105/
May The Spirit Preserve You!
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You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

... you keep waiting for Optimus Prime to say to the Autobots: "Minna,
 Henshin-yo!" when they're about to go into battle.

... you want to join the Navy.

... you think Sakura from Street Fighter Alpha 2 has to be the best 
Street Fighter character EVER.

... you're in juniour high or high school and you'd like for school 
uniforms to be mandatory.

... you start saying, "Let's book it!", when you're in a hurry.

... you take a geology course and are disappointed because they 
didn't cover the topic: "How to battle Negaverse generals, and win!"

... you keep hoping for a Space Botony course to be offered at your 
university/college.

... when you watch other anime you think that it's just not as good 
as Sailor Moon.

... you think a person can have naturally blue hair.

... someone says to you: "You know, <insert you name here>, I think 
you've been watching too much Sailor Moon."

... you solve matrices in linear algebra by using Guuaasss......... 
Jorrrdannn.........  ELIMINATION!!! 

... you think Super Mario Kart R (for the Nintendo 64) has something 
to do with the second season of Sailor Moon.

... astronomy becomes your minor.

... ancient mythology becomes your minor.

... you've memorized the scripts in their entirety.

... you buy an electronic organizer and are disappointed because it's 
not Sailor Mercury's super computer.

... you take a dozen roses with you to at all times, just in case you 
run into trouble.

... you KNOW what kind of car some of the scouts would drive:

Ami - Mercury Sable
Serena - Volkswagon Rabbit
Raye - Pontiac Firebird
Lita - Ford Thunderbird
Hotaru - Saturn GL1
Setsuna - Model A Ford (well, at least she would have been around to 
drive it)
Michiru - ?
Haruka - ?
Mina - anything with a V-6, V-8, or V-10 engine (courtesy of 
jmm@servtech.com)

... you see an ad for Darien Lake and you wonder if Tuxedo Mask has 
gotten into the family amusement park business (well, he did like 
riding the train in "Nightmare in Dreamland").

... your first thought after hearing about the possibility that Pluto 
is not an actual planet you think, "What's going to happen to Sailor 
Pluto?"

... you see a bunch of dust bunnies under your bed, you wonder if the 
scouts had fought the Negaverse in your bedroom and you MISSED it!

... you are totally not ashamed to ask clerks if they carry Sailor 
Moon merchandise.

... you stay up for 24 hours striaght to watch ALL the DIC episodes 
in one sitting.

... you actually have ALL the pictures from the Internet on your hard 
drive(s)/floppies.

... you have memorized the hand movements of Sailor Moon when she 
says "On behalf of the Moon, I'll punish you!"

... people don't play frisbee with you anymore because all you do is 
hit them in the stomach with it.

... you can come up with a hilarious YKYWTMSMW...

...you see "Red Drawf" a couple of times and realize the guy with the 
fangs is actually a cat in human form and you think they MUST have 
stolen that idea form the SMS movie, even though you know "Red Drawf" 
appeared before the movie.

[[Olympic YKYWTMSMW...]]

....when anyone mentions the Dream Team, you think to yourself, "I 
never knew the scouts played basketball?"

....you can't wait to see the discus throw because you think Serena 
will be there playing for team Japan.