Okay, this one just came to me.. It gets weird. Don't be surprised.
Ranma & Co. are copyright Rumiko Takahashi, et alii. Don't sue!
Viagra is copyright some pharmaceutical company. Don't sue!
Don't use this spam-ad as a basis for medical treatment!
And most of all, don't sue!

*****

** FADE IN : Ranma and Akane are sitting on the edge of a bed.
		Both have pained expressions on their faces. Ranma
		looks on the edge of tears. **

Dr. Tofu Voice-Over: You've tried. You're tried *everything*.

** Ranma and Akane nod **

Tofu VO: You've tried aprodisiacs.

** Ranma and Akane nod **

Tofu VO: You've tried Passion Spice.

** Ranma and Akane nod **

Tofu VO: You've tried threesomes.

** Ranma and Akane nod, Shampoo sticks her head in from offscreen and nods **

Tofu VO: You've tried Chinese love potions.

** Ranma and Akane nod **

Tofu VO: He's even tried... as a girl.

** Ranma breaks into tears and buries his head in his hands. Akane pats
	his thigh. **

Tofu VO: Well, there's still hope.

** Ranma sniffles and looks up. CUT TO: Dr. Tofu in his clinic**

Tofu: Try NEW and IMPROVED formula VIAGRA! (he holds up a bottle)

** CUT TO: Ranma and Akane, lying side by side. Akane holds up a blue pill,
	pops it into Ranma's mouth, and he swallows. Insert any clip from
	the Ranma/Akane lemon of your choice here. **

** CUT TO: A Viagra bottle, sitting on a stand **

Tofu VO: Viagra. Spice up your life.

Generic Speedtalk VO: Viagra-is-not-guarunteed-to-work-in-all-cases.
Always-consult
	-your-physician-before-trying-Viagra.
Viagra-should-not-be-taken-by-teenagers-
	women-middle-aged-men-children-or-the-elderly.
The-most-common-side-effect-was
	-impotence-but-your-results-may-vary.
Viagra-is-not-available-in-the-USA-Japan-
	Asia-Europe-Africa-or-certain-South-American-Countries.
The-Viagra-Corporation
	is-not-liable-for-any-damage-that-may-result-from-the-use-of-Viagra.
As-always
	-use-Viagra-at-your-own-risk.

** FADE TO BLACK **

*****

Hehe.. Um, any comments?

-- Yoru-Hikage