Well here's my contribution to the commercial spamfics.  This one
violates the rules a little bit since it's not really advertising a
product.  And it's a little bit more serious than the other ones too.

<insert standard fanfic disclaimer here>

WARNING:  EVANGELION SPOILERS AHEAD

[scene opens showing Shinji sleeping in the hospital]

Narrator:  For years
[Shinji's eyes open and he screams but there's no sound
camera zooms out and we see that it on a television screen]

Narrator:  The world has seen reality distorted
[camera continues to zoom out and we see that it's Gendou watching
Shinji on the screen
Gendou's reflection on the screen shows that he's smiling]

Narrator:  Facts manipulated
[cut to school class room with the teacher giving the same spiel about
the second impact]

Narrator:  and truth hidden
[cut to the seven eyed humanoid thing in Central Dogma]

Narrator:  But there's even more to the story than anyone ever suspected

[cut to scenes of Rei, Asuka, and Shinji walking to school and the Evas
sitting dormant in Nerv]

Narrator:  Because no one has been able to see
[cut to Gendou sitting at a meeting of Seele, pan around the room
showing each of their faces, stopping again at Gendou]

Narrator:  the whole picture
[cut to Rei standing in the window]

Narrator:  Until now
[cut to Shinji, eyes closed , in Unit 01]

Asuka:  Shinji-kun?
[Black Screen]

[Start flashing scenes of the Evas in battle]

Narrator:  Cherish the past
[flash scenes from Shinji's childhood, Ikari Yui, and Rei I]

[cut to second impact]
Narrator:  Enjoy the present
[cut to Shinji screaming in Unit 01 durring first battle]
[cut to Toji hitting Shinji]
[cut to Shinji falling on Rei]
[cut to Shinji and Asuka syncronizing in Unit 02]
[cut to Unit 01 and 02 kicking the 7th Angel]
[cut to Shinji attacking the 14th Angel]

[cut to Shinji with Kaworu]
Narrator:  Because the truth is coming
[black screen]
[zooms out to reveal a red eye]
[zooms out to Rei's face, totally expressionless]

[black screen]
[White dot appears on screen and comes forward]
[dot reveals itself to be words]
[EVANGELION:  DEATH & REBIRTH]


no infringement intended on Evangelion or the X-files
and yes, I do know what's in NERV's basement but I'm trying to avoid as
many spoilers as possible.

AJ