Okay, this is quite possibly the sickest one out there so far...  And is 
a direct result of too much coffee, too much Mountain Dew, too much Jolt 
Cola, too much Dr. Pepper, too much Chocolate, too many Doritos, and an 
intense Jay Leno fixation.  This will probably get me whipped and 
branded and beaten and everything else.

I suppose that this isn't really a lemon, as there isn't any sex in it. 
 There is, however, the allusion to sex, and nakedness, so...

Please, don't hurt me...

Nobody should read this, least of all children.  Or adults for that 
matter.

I'm sorry... I couldn't resist...  It just meshes so well with Eva, and 
I could actually see this happening in Eva...

Gomen Nasai....

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[Fade in.  White background.  Camera pans down to see Rei Ayanami.  
tight closeup on face.  Camera pans further down keeping the tight 
closeup, revealing that she is naked.  Camera zooms out, revealing Rei 
is sitting on a stage, legs spread, knees up, hands on knees, and head 
cocked off to one side looking straight at the camera.  Gendo walks on 
screen, standing next to Rei in a black on black suit.  Her gaze doesn't 
waver.]

Gendo:  Munch all you want.  We'll make more!
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To Touch is to Heal.
To Hurt is to Steal.
If you wanna kiss the Sky,
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On your knees, boy.