Heh, not bad.  I bet I could top it though.  What about a fic taking a

similar

idea halfway seriously.  Happosai and Cologne use the Musk's magic bucket

and

some Drowned girl and boy water to become young again, fall back in love,

(Or

at least lust) with each other, and Cologne gets pregnant.  What kind of
parents would they be, especially if Cologne managed to get Happosai to

stick

around?  I could run with this idea.  Maybe I will.

Good idea, write it.

Psycho Sam