Misato awaited the arrival of the Second Child as the First and 
Third went through their weekly synch test.  "Where IS that girl?" 
she thought.
   Suddenly, the red phone next to her began to ring and she picked 
it up.  "Hello?" she asked.
   It turned out that, the person on the other end was one of NERV's 
doctors and he had some rather interesting news...

********

   "SHE'S *WHAT*?!!"
   On the other side of the NERV compound, people turned in surprise 
at the sound of Misato's outburst.

*******

   Misato, Shinji, Rei, Kaji, Ritsuko and Gendo were all gathered 
around Asuka in the infirmary.
   "How did this happen?" Misato asked
   "You do realize that you will not be allowed to pilot an Eva until 
we can ascertain what would happen if you went in your Eva in your 
current..." Gendo paused to pick the right word, "condition."
   "Hold still please," Ritsuko said as she tried to continue her 
examination of Asuka while trying to ignore the others.
   "Who's the lucky man?" Kaji ribbed.
   Shinji's face turned a VERY deep red.
   The man who was eternally in need of a shave, chuckled and said as 
he slapped Shinji on the back, "You sly dog, you.  I knew you had it 
in you."
   Behind everyone, Gendo smirked.  The thought of being a 
grandfather pierced even his cold heart.
   "I feel... jealous," Rei said too softly for anyone to hear.
   "This calls for a celebration!" Misato chimed in as she pulled a 
six-pack of beer from... somewhere.
   Asuka sighed and muttered to herself, "I should never have sex 
when I'm bored."

********

Okay, okay.  Before you Eva fans lynch me, I just want to explain 
myself.  I got the idea from this from reading an MST of a Eva Lemon. 
 The final bit of the fic is Asuka shaking Shinji awake and saying...


"Shinji, I'm bored.  Wanna f***?"

To which, one of the MSTers replied...

"The scary part is, that's IC for Asuka."

Thus, this little spammy was stuck in my mind and WOULDN'T LEAVE ME 
ALONE!!!!!!

There, now that it's gone, maybe I'll be able to work on my fics.

The Flashman
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