Here's one for the "Stuff that'll probably never get written, but still
deserves some sort of mention," vault.

Opening soon, on the theaters of your imagination:

		"The Crystal of OZ"

Rei, to Luna: 
	"I don't think we're in Juban anymore, Luna."

Artemis:
	"...PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WHITE CAT BEHIND THE SILVER CURTAIN!! 
	<big sweatdrop> Oh, hi luna!  Don't mind me, now, please just 
	listen to the mysterious voice from behind the video screen!  
	Pleaase?"

	I won't go on, as this is probably torture enough. Obviously, the script
would need major revisions to fit characters in, but it could be fun just to
picture the Juban Gang, arm in arm, singing:
	
	"We're off to find the crystal, the Wonderful crystal of OZ.
	Bee-c-OZ, Bee-c-OZ, Bee-c-OZ... ... The Wonderful crystal of OZ!"

	As for casting (and forgive the obvious mistakes, it's been a while since
I've watched any Wiz of OZ adaptations):

Rei		Dorothy 
Luna		Toto    
Queen Metallia	the wicked witch of the east (The squished one)
Ami		the good witch of the north
Usagi		the Scarecrow (Sorry, couldn't resist)
Mamoru		the Tin man
Makoto		the Cowardly Lion
Queen Beryl	the other wicked witch
Youmas		the flying monkeys and assorted other bad guys
Artemis		The Wizard of OZ

	Well, that is probably enough sillyness for now, or at least until I find
another reason to pester the list.


P.S.  
	As far as the stuff I was writing: It has been sitting on the back burner
'til after finals, but the fics are still there, waiting... 

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 Nothing worth risking our lives for...
	 ...except 'erhaps... 
	...what little we can create ourselves."
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