Where is Tybalt-sama? For the past couple weeks or so we've had
 gargantuan amounts of SPAM, and not one thread's been banned.

Perhaps my hit men finally came through. :)
  

 In any case, I agree completely with the Lurker. Let's get back to the
 business of reading and commenting on stories, OK?

Not to dis the most Eternally Lost one or yourself, but these so-called *spam*
threads are actually quite beneficial. They may not relate to a specific
story, but they raise awareness of obscure yet vital topics and help seasoned
and unseasoned writers alike improve their writing. Like with my recent X-
Files/BGC thread; if not for the valuable responses I received from that, I
would''ve made a complete fool of myself in a piece of writing now gratefully
consigned to my shredder.

I'd present a case for the other spam threads out there, but Biles has already
made a more persuasive arguement on that score than I could have (even though
he still persists on misspeling Mxyzptlk....)

-Mercutio
"A plague 'a both your houses!"