Narrator: It's time for another "Good idea/ Bad idea."

[ Screen shows the words "Good idea."]

Narrator: Good idea.

[ Mr. Skull Head is standing next to a familiar anime girl.]

Narrator: Kissing Ran from "Green Legend Ran."

[ Mr. Skull Head kisses her on the cheek. She giggles and blushes shyly.]

[ Screen shows the words "Bad idea."]

Narrator: Bad idea.

[ Mr. Skull Head is standing next to another familiar anime girl.]

Narrator: Kissing Ran from "Urusei Yatsura."

[ Mr. Skull Head kisses her on the cheek. At the last second, Ran spins 
and he touches her lips. He falls apart into a pile of bones and then 
disintegrates into dust.]

Narrator: The End.

[ Screen fades to another black screen with the words "Mime Time" written 
across it.]

Narrator: It's Mime Time. Tonight on Mime Time, "Teleporting across a 
room."

[ Mr. Skull Head walks on stage, accompanied by spooky music. He is 
wearing flowing robes and a mask covers half his face. He looks across the 
room and winks out of sight. Suddenly a glowing wall of fire springs up in 
the middle of the room. There is a "splat" sound and Mr. Skull Head 
Reappears, smashed up against the wall. He slides down to the floor. There 
is a girlish giggle and Vampire Princes Miyu appears next to Mr. Skull 
Head. The wall of flames disappears and she gives him a little kiss on his 
forehead.]

Narrator: The End.

[ Fade to black.]

[ Camera fades in to the middle of the street, mere yards away from the 
water tower. Pinky is wandering around. ]

Pinky: Well I found the kids. I suppose I should tell Brain about it. 
Zort! [ He pulls out the gizmo and starts punching buttons.] Now what was 
his number again?

Voice #1: Phantom Quest Corp. We ain't afraid of no ghost.

Pinky. Oops! Sorry. Wrong number. [ He dials again.]

Voice #2: Goddess Relief Office.

[ Pinky hangs up again.]

Pinky: No, no... [ He tries another number.]

Voice #3: Gokuraku Customer Service. If you are calling about-

[ Pinky hangs up again.]

Pinky: Ah! Now I remember!

[ Pinky dials again, and the Brain's face appears on the viewscreen.]

Brain: What is it, Pinky?

Pinky: Agent Pinky reporting in! [ Pinky salutes, dropping the gizmo.]

Brain: Ah! Pinky be careful with that! Now pick me back up!

Pinky: Right. Sorry Brain.

Brain: Now then, what was it you wanted to ask me about?

Pinky: Well, Brain. I've found the kids, but I still can't find the 
watertower. 

Brain: Did you check the drawing I gave you?

Pinky: Oh, yes Brain. There's nothing that looks like it anywhere around 
here. It's so weird too, with it's big fat bottom and funny little sticky 
things sticking way, way up into the sky. Tras! I mean, wouldn't it fall?

Brain: Pinky, you nincompoop! You've been looking at it upside-down!

Pinky: Oh, well that's different, then. [ He turns the picture over.] In 
that case, I am standing right in front of the watertower. Narf!

Brain: Bring the phone closer, Pinky.

[ Pinky puts the screen right in front of his face. Brain's hand shoots 
through the screen and clobbers Pinky.]

Brain: I feel cleansed. Pinky, we've done it! You stand before the source 
of all loonyness in the world, a fount of unlimited power. Are you 
pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a boy who turns 
into a girl when doused in cold water?

Brain: No, Pinky. It's very simple, try to keep up. He who controls the 
loonyness controls THE WORLD!!

Pinky: Oooo won't that be fun? No, wait. No. No. What about the kids who 
already live there?

Brain: Precisely, Pinky. Which is why I, using my superior intellect, 
shall call forth a creation capable of forcing them to yield the 
watertower over to me. Something so immense they shall have to bow to my 
demands or be destroyed! Remain there, Pinky. I shall join you when I have 
finished.

Pinky: Right-o Brain. Agent Pinky, signing off! [ Pinky salutes again and 
the gizmo falls to the ground, breaking into a million pieces.] Oops.

[ Cut to later that day. The Warners are on their way home when they 
notice something different about the watertower. There is a fence around 
it and a sign that says "Property of Brain."]

Yakko: Hey, what's going on here?

Dot: Yeah, who's messing with our home?

Brain: It is I who have claimed ownership of your home.

Yakko: Huh? Who's that?

[ The Warners look around, confused.]

Brain: Down here.

Yakko: Oh, there you are. So who are you?

Brain: Actually I am a lab mouse bent on world domination. I am also the 
108th generation of a line of mice who have been bend on world domination. 
My name is Mano Braino, but you may call me "Brain."

Pinky: And I am Pinky, The Choice of a New Generation!

Brain: Try not to speak, Pinky.

Yakko: That's wonderful. What does all that have to do with our home?

Brain: Allow me to explain. In order to conquer the world I need to 
control the greatest power in the universe. That power is contained in 
your home, ergo I lay claim to your home.

Yakko: Pardon me for asking, but exactly how do you intend to keep us out 
of our home?

Brain: I thought you'd never ask.

[ The sky turns deep red and clouds split as an Angel drops into the 
atmosphere. Energy crackles around it  as it surveys the area. It looks at 
the Warners and fires a bolt of energy at them. They jump out of the way 
and look at each other.]

Yakko: I think I know the best way to handle this.

[ They jump off camera. A second later they return, wearing NERV uniforms.]

Yakko: Warner Siblings, sanjou!

[ They leap into the air and land into the cockpits of the Eva units that 
correspond to their uniforms. The Angel simply watches this happen.]

Pinky: Brain?

Brain: Yes, Pinky?

Pinky: What do you suppose they're doing?

Brain: It is of no consequence. Victory is assured.

Pinky: Oh, I see. You don't know then, is that it? Poit.

Brain: I thought I told you to be silent.

[ Cut to the three Eva units facing off against the Angel.]

Yakko: You know, sibs. All of a sudden I feel strangely detached and 
unemotional.

Dot: And I fell feel like I'm on the verge of a berserker rage.

Wakko: I feel a strange desire to show off and overcompensate

[ The Angel decides it's waited long enough and fires a laser that splits 
and knocks the three giant robots onto their fannies.]

Yakko: Whoa! Looks like we've used up our transformation sequence time.

Dot: Right! Let's get rid of this thing

Warners: WARNER STYLE!!!

[ The Eva units jump to their feet and zip over to the Angel, where they 
begin to fuss around it.]

Yakko: Oh this is terrible! Tsk tsk. You're an absolute mess!

Angel: ...

Dot: We need to get to work on you right away!

Wakko: You don't want to look like that forever, do you?

Angel: ...

Yakko: We didn't think so. Just stand right there and we'll take care of 
everything. First, the hair.

[ Eva-01 whips out a pair of scissors and snips all around the Angel's 
head. This has no effect whatsoever as the Angel has no hair. The Eva 
steps back to consider.]

Angel: ...

Dot: Now for some make-up to bring out those highlights!

[ Eva-00 goes into a blur of motion in front of the Angel. When it steps 
back we see that a clown face has been painted on it.]

Angel: ...

Wakko: Tsk tsk! You look pretty okay. Not great okay but pretty okay. What 
you need is an outfit to help compliment your natural beauty.

[ Eva-02 moves in, take hold of the Angel and spins it. While it's still 
spinning he goes into action and finally steps away. When the Angel comes 
to a stop we see that it is now wearing a tutu.]

Angel: ...

Yakko: Yes! This is you! Now lets take some photos for you to take home. 
Don't be shy. Just stand right here.

[ Eva-01 leads the Angel to an open area on the lot. The Eva looks up in 
the sky and we can hear the sound of something falling in the distance.]

Yakko: Aaaaaaaaaactually, stand right here. [ He shuffles the Angel a 
little more to the right.] Perfect! Hold that pose! You look beautiful!

[ The Eva unit jumps off camera. The falling sound grows steadily louder.]

Yakko: Smile for the birdy!

Angel: ...

[ The Angel is crushed by a giant anvil. Yakko, Wakko and Dot run up to 
the anvil. They are back in their regular clothes.]

Yakko: There you go! Didn't I tell you you'd love it?

Wakko: I think we made quite an impression on him.

Dot: Not as big as the impression it made on the street.

Yakko: Well, let's go sibs. We've got another big day at school tomorrow.

[ They run up into the watertower and shut the door. Cut to Acme Labs. The 
camera zooms in, then cuts to inside where Pinky and the Brain and inside 
their wire cage. Brain is diligently scribbling onto a blueprint.]

Pinky: Well that didn't work, Brain.

Brain: No matter, Pinky. This monster will not be as coldly unemotional as 
the last. Yea, it shall be a volcano of emotions!

Pinky: Yay! Narf!

Brain: I can't wait to see the expression on their faces when they get 
home tomorrow!

Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we going to-

Brain: Not yet, Pinky! It's not time for that joke yet!

Pinky: Oh, right! Zort! Sorry, Brain.

Brain: Yes, tomorrow I'll show them. Nothing will be able to stand against 
my latest creation! YES!

[ Brain falls into a fit of maniacal laughter, which scares Pinky into 
hiding at the other side of the cage. Camera fades out.]

[ Scene opens the afternoon of the next day. Brain and Pinky are waiting 
in front of the watertower, which has the fence around it again. The 
Warners come running up and stop when they see the two mice.]

Wakko: Not again.

Dot: Oh, hello.

Yakko: Listen, we like you and all, but usually we're the ones giving 
people a hard time.

Brain: Quiet! I am the one who will say who may stay and who must go.

Yakko: Our new friend.

Brain: You may have defeated my last creation, but this time there will be 
nothing you can do to stop me! Behold!

[ The ground begins to shake as something massive begins to walk toward 
them. The Warners look up, surprised. A giant creature that looks like a 
cross between a bear and an iguana steps on camera. It is twice the size 
of the watertower and roars at the Warners. They hold their noses.]

Warners: Ewwwwww!

Yakko: Talk about bad breath!

Dot: Would you like a mint? I've got extras.

[ The monster roars at them again.]

Yakko: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I don't think he's interested.

Brain: YES! Bow before my superior creature!

Yakko: So, any suggestions?

Wakko: Not here.

Dot:  Why don't you let me handle this one.

[ They jump off screen. A second later they return. They are wearing 
flimsy pieces of fantasy armor over stylized sailor fuku. Yakko's is blue, 
Dot's is green and Wakko's is red. Yakko and Wakko also have swords, while 
Dot has a bow.]

Dot: Nice skirts, boys.

Yakko: Well, at least we've got swords. 

Dot: So how should we take care of this one?

Yakko: I was thinking maybe the Bug's Special?

Wakko: Sounds good to me.

Yakko: Okay then. Dot, you start.

Dot: WATER 'N JUNK!

[ A wave of water swirls up in front of the monster as a blob of liquid. 
The monster looks at it with interest.]

Monster: Rrf?

Wakko: AIR 'N JUNK!

[ A gust of wind flies into the blob of water, giving it a milky color.]

Yakko: FIRE 'N JUNK!

[ Flames roar to life and fill the blob, which changes to a claylike 
texture. It wiggles around a bit and begins to mold itself into a distinct 
shape. Finally it solidifies into a sultry female version of the monster. 
The real monster's eyes become hearts and it begins to salivate. His eyes 
bounce out, he whistles and does a dance.]

Yakko: So are we gonna use the swords or what?

Dot: Aw, do we have to?

Wakko: We did it in "Super Strong Warner Sibs"

Dot: Well I'm sitting this one out.

Yakko: No problem. Ready Wakko?

Wakko: You bet!

[ They hold out their swords and jump. The monster, which is busily 
kissing its way up the female monster's arm, glances up in surprise. Yakko 
and Wakko cut right through it. It falls into two pieces and spills ichor.]

Dot: Deeeeeeesgusting!

Wakko: Are you sure the censors will approve of this?

Yakko: Sure! It's ichor, not blood, after all. The censors like ichor.

Brain: NO!!!

[ Pinky is crying into a handkerchief.]

Pinky: Oh, it's too horrible! Young love crushed like that!

[ Pinky bawls some more. Brain pounds him on the head.]

Brain: I can't believe my creation was defeated that easily!

Yakko: I can't believe we had to wear skirts to defeat it.

Brain: You haven't heard the last of me! I will have that watertower!

Dot: Is this the part where I become a mermaid, Wakko becomes a chicken 
and you become a tiger?

Yakko: No, that's the sequel.

Dot: Oh, right.

Brain: Come, Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow.

Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we going to do-

Brian. NOT YET, Pinky!!!

[ Fade out.]

[ Fade back to Acme Labs. Cut to inside Brain's cage. He is scribbling 
notes again.]

Pinky: So what are we going to do this time, Brain?

Brain: Something so horrible, it can only come from outer space, Pinky. 
When it arrives, nothing shall stand in its way!

Pinky: Oh, wonderful, Brain! No, wait. No. No... What if it's late? Poit.

Brain: That is the genius of my plan. I have a diversion planned. While 
those foolish Warners are occupied, the real weapon will be on its way. It 
should arrive, seize the watertower, and be off with it before they even 
realize it's gone! Observe, Pinky, as I withdraw a rabbit out of 
"hammerspace."

Pinky: But Brain, that trick never works!

[ Brain reaches off camera and seizes something. As he pulls, we see 
something that resembles bunny ears, but when he pulls it in further we 
see that he has dragged out a bugrom.]

Brain: Nyahhh!

Pinky: Narrrrrrf! Egad Brain! You did it! It worked this time!

[ The bugrom looks at Brain and Pinky, then begins to grow. It reaches the 
restraints of the cage and the cage bulges and explodes. The bugrom grows 
to its full height and looks at Brain and Pinky again.]

Brain: No! This is all wrong! I didn't want to pull out this!

[ The bugrom seems to think for a bit and then begins to bow in fealty.]

Brain: Wait! This creature has chosen to make me its master. What luck! 
YES! Now then, creature, you are in the presence of the future ruler of 
the world. What do you have to say to express the awe you must be feeling?

[ The bugrom looks at Brain, then to Pinky. It tries to make a sound and 
fails. It tries again. Finally it succeeds.]

Bugrom: N...Narf!

[ The bugrom begins to bow again, but it is obvious this time that it is 
intended for Pinky.]

Pinky: Oh Brain! It's first word! Oh isn't it wonderful? Zort!

Bugrom: Zort!

Brain: Incredible. We appear to have found something that shares a brain 
with you, Pinky.

Pinky: [ Brushing a tear aside.] Well it would be selfish to keep it all 
to myself, wouldn't it?

Brain: This explains much. No matter, though. All that is required is that 
it be strong and obedient. I gather from the insectoid appearance that it 
has a hive mentality. Thus I postulate that there may be more than just 
this one. If there are enough, they would be the perfect distraction. 
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but aren't City Hunter and Urusei Yatsura 
completely different shows?

Brain: Silence Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you. Let me see if I 
remember how I did it.

[ Brain reaches off camera and does succeed in pulling out another bugrom. 
It grows and looks at the first one.]

Bugrom #1: Narf.

Bugrom #2: Narf?

Bugrom #1: Narf!

[ The two bugroms bow to Pinky.]

Brain: YES! Put some coffee on, Pinky. It's going to be a long night!

[ Fade out.]

[ Scene opens in outer space. A fiery ball shoots past the camera. Cut to 
a space station sitting in Earth orbit. A large steam train flies by the 
station and vanishes in the distance. Cut to inside the station. Sitting 
at a monitor is Minerva Mink.]

Minerva: Captain? I'm detecting an object moving towards Earth at 
dangerous speeds. It appears to be a craft of some sort but it refuses to 
respond to any of my hails.]

Newt: How dangerous does it seem?

Minerva: The threat estimate is maximum, sir.

Newt: All right, then. All stations red alert!

[ Nothing happens.]

Newt: I said all stations red alert!!!

[ The rest of the crew is too busy drooling over Minerva to notice.]

Newt: Blast it! [ He grabs a communicator.] Scramble all fighters!

Voice: Sir?

Newt: I said scramble all fighters!

Voice: But sir, they won't fit in the bowl.

Newt: No, you fool! Send the fighters out to destroy that object!

Voice: Oh. Yes sir!

[ Cut to outside the station. Several squadrons are launched and head off 
to the object. The camera zooms to one of them, which looks like the 
Mach 5. Camera cuts to inside the ship.]

Wilford T Wolf: Okay, I'm tracking to object now. Yup. It's gettin' 
closer. Oh my. Oh dear that isn't good at all. Oh that's very frightening. 
I think I'll just run away now.

[ The Mach 5 turns and heads back for the station. The space fighters 
quickly follow suit allowing the object, whatever it may be, to continue 
undaunted.]

[ Cut to the next day. Inside Miss Flamiel's classroom, the Warners are 
being unusually still. The loudspeakers click on.]

Voice: Attention students. We are being invaded by strange giant bugs. 
Please evacuate the school in a calm, orderly fashion. I repeat, please 
evacuate in a calm, orderly fashion.

[ The entire class erupts in confusion, yelling and screaming their way 
out. In moments the class is empty.]

Miss Flamiel: No! No! You're supposed to leave calmly! What are you three 
still doing here?

[ She is looking at the Warners, who haven't moved from their seats. She 
approaches them, and lightly taps Yakko. He falls over, showing that he is 
just a cardboard cutout.]

Miss Flamiel: OOOOOOOOOOU!! Where are those kids?

[ Cut to an opera house. On stage stands Wakko, dressed as the Great 
Wakkarotti.]

Yakko's Voice: Tonight, the Great Wakkarotti will perform "My Omelet."

[ The audience falls silent. The orchestra begins the tune when suddenly 
three bugroms burst onto the stage and charge the orchestra. Everyone 
panics and runs away. The bugroms chase after them, leaving Wakko alone. 
Yakko and Dot run on stage and flank him.]

Dot: What was that?

Yakko: I don't know, but it has Warners written all over it. Come, sibs, 
to the batmobile!

Wakko: We don't have the batmobile.

Yakko: Then we'll have to make due! Away! 

[ The Warners run off stage. Cut to a large military base at the edge of 
the city. On the side of one large building are the letters "WWWB". Cut to 
inside where uniformed officers work the controls of numerous panels.]

Rita: Status report. What's going on out there?

Runt: Bad monsters are in the city. Yeah, definitely bad.

Rita: What about that UFO heading toward us?

Runt: Gee Rita, I thought you knew about that already.

Rita: Dogs. Runt, please check the report on when it's expected to enter 
our airspace.

Runt: Oh, I can do that. Ummmm. Ten minutes. Gee, that's close. Definitely 
too close.

Rita: All right. I'll sacrifice my song in the interests of keeping the 
story going. Send all our planes out to deal with the UFO. The city will 
just have to handle the monsters without us.

[ Cut to outside the base. Several squads of jets fly out. One of them is 
piloted by Skippy Squirrel.]

Skippy: This is My Neighbor. Maintain current elevation until visual 
contact is made. Repeat, this is My Neighbor. Maintain current elevation 
until visual contact is made. Out. This is great! I've always wanted to 
fly one of these for real!

[ The jets head toward the horizon, where the ball of flame drops beneath 
the clouds and begins to approach.]

Skippy: Contact! Start shooting at it!

[ The jets fire missiles. They all hit the object but it doesn't even 
notice. It flies right by the jets without slowing.]

Skippy: Oh, man! Turn around, maybe we can catch up with it!

[ Cut to back in the city. People are crowding the streets in their panic 
and the bugroms are simply wrecking everything they can find. As luck 
would have it, they all manage to get to the same strip of road. They 
begin to chatter amongst themselves. A puff of smoke appears in front of 
them and they turn to face it.]

Wakko's Voice: I am the hunger that burps in the night! I am the rising 
gas that accompanies every soda. I am Belchman!

[ The smoke clears, leaving Wakko alone. The bugroms quickly decide to 
kill him. Wakko braces himself, then lets out the greatest belch of his 
life, his head growing to the size of a nearby building. The fumes knock 
the bugroms back and they all decide to retreat. They scamper around a bit 
and finally disappear off screen.]

Wakko: [ Patting his hands.] That was easy. Let's go home now.

Brain: Not so fast!

[ The Warners look down at Pinky and the Brain.]

Yakko: Oh, you again.

Brain: Yes, only this time you won't find my creation so easily defeated.  
In fact, it should be arriving right about.... now.

[ The flaming object from the sky drops right beside the Brain. It quickly 
cools, revealing it to be a capsule with the word "Genom" written across 
its side. It has a glass lid that pops open. Out of the capsule walks 
Katie Kaboom.]

Warners: Huh?

[ The jets, led by Skippy, fly by.]

Skippy's Voice: Nut's! Turn around again!

Brain: Heh heh. Now you see my true genius. Surely you know that no power 
on earth can defeat a teenager!

[ Pinky begins to dance, stick his tongue out and his fingers in his ears.]

Pinky: Yeah! Zort! Nah nah na nah nah! Boo boo booboo buboo! Tinka linka 
yadda yaa! Vipitty vipittly laa lah! Cuckoo cuckoo URK!

[ Brain pounds Pinky.]

Yakko: Well sibs, he's got us this time.

Dot: He does?

Brain: I do? I mean, YES! I do!

Yakko: Yup. We cannot defeat a teenager. You know what that means, right?

Dot and Wakko: Mmm-hmm!

[ Magical special effects begin to appear around them.]

Brain: Oh no, what are they doing now?

Dot: Love!

Wakko: Hope!

Yakko: Courage!

[ Three rays of colored light shoot out and converge. There is a brighter 
flashed of rainbow colors and the Warners a gone. In their place is...]

Katie's Dad: Now Katie. This isn't the sort of place you should be.

Katie: Daaaaaaad. I'm not a kid anymore. I can go anywhere that I want!

Katie's Dad: Katie, you know I love you. I'm just looking out for what's 
best is all.

Katie: Leave me alone Dad.

Katie's Dad: Now c-calm down Katie:

[ Katie's face begins to turn red.]

Katie: I AM calm.

Katie's Dad: Katie. Honey. L-let's just go home and we'll fix something 
nice for you...

[ Katie begins to grow in size.]

Katie: You ALWAYS do this to me. You NEVER let me make my own decisions! 

Katie's Dad: Now Katie. You're overreacting.

[ Katie has grown to mammoth proportions and is nearing critical mass.]

Katie: I AM NOT OVERREACTING! I'M A TEENAGER!!!!

Brain: Pinky, I sense the moment of our ultimate defeat is drawing near.

Katie: KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[ Katie explodes into a giant mushroom cloud, knocking Pinky and the Brain 
back to Acme Labs where they land into a brand new cage.]

Brain: Apparently my plan was a bit flawed. I suppose I should have known 
better than to depend on a teenage to get things done. Come Pinky, we must 
prepare for tomorrow night.

[ Pinky slaps his hands together, looks at Brain hopefully and gives a 
little cooing sound.]

Brain: Go ahead and say it.

Pinky: Oh goody! Zort! Why Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!

[ Fade out. Scene changes to the next day outside the watertower. Dot is 
standing outside.]

Dot: Boys! It's time to go!

[ Cut to inside the tower. There is a living room where two figures are 
sitting. Yakko and Wakko run past them.]

Yakko: 'Bye!

Wakko: See you after school!

[ Yakko and Wakko leave.]

Slappy: What did you expect, Wonder Woman?

Dr. Otto von Scratchansnif: What exactly am I doing here, that's what I 
want to know. I don't understand that.

Slappy: You remind me of a very old Charlie Brown.

[ Cut to a park trail. The Warners run on screen and stop.]

Yakko: It's that time again.

Dot: To make giant mechs out of Play-doh?

Wakko: To practice our bigsweats?

Yakko: Nope. It's time to learn today's lesson, and to get today's lesson 
we turn to...
 
[ Yakko reaches off screen and pulls a giant wheel next to him.]

Yakko: The Wheel of Morality!

[ Yakko spins the wheel.]

Yakko: Wheel of Morality turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson we should 
learn.

[ The wheel spits out a slip of paper. Yakko takes it.]

Yakko: And the moral of today's story is...Moral #17: Azusa and Elmyra 
must never meet.

Wakko: I'm confused.

Dot: I'm frightened.

[ A whistle sounds off camera. The Warners run away and Ralph the Guard 
chases after them.]

[ Begin end credits. They scroll in front of the "WB" logo.]

[ When the credits get done saying who played who, the Warners pop out of 
the "WB" logo.]

Warners: GOODBYEEEEE KITTY!!!