At 10:49 AM 5/12/98 -0600, you wrote:

Of course that wouldn't work because in Japanese, Shampoo probably 
doesn't call herself "Shampoo".

You're correct, she doesn't.  But her grammar is very broken and
disjointed.  While it's GENERALLY correct, and understandable, it
is painfully obvious that she's not a native speaker.

-Deuce