I think there is a pretty good reason why you've won so many awards for
MSTing fanfiction. As soon as I can think of it, I'll let you know. :P

Actually, it's blatantly obvious: Somehow you find the *worst* fanfics,
and then disembowel them with riffs that are actually humorous! There's
no way I could do something like this (the excellent riffs or possess
the intestinal fortitude to wade through so many bad fics unaided). Take
a bow.

Jamie
-- 
        Bridget and Jamie Wilde
      Just Married, May 2nd, 1998.