YRMMGSS...pt.6 of a series that is a crossover with a series that does not
exist 
which is ripping off something done by a better writer.

Guess Who's Coming For Dinner? Uh, No It's Not Sidney Poitier

(1.Ranma's Bedroom Interior Day)

(The camera opens on the bed where Ranko and Ryouga are lying asleep. The
covers
manage to cover all their genitalias. They are both drooling on the pillows
of the bed.
Ryouga begins to stir and opens his eyes. He sees who he is in bed with and
is to put
it mildly a little surprised.)
Ryouga:(Thinking) Oh, my god! I can't believe I did this! 
(Ranko moves around.)
Ranko:Would you please stop yelling? I'm trying to get some sleep.
(Ryouga does a double take.)
Ryouga:Wait! I wasn't talking I was thinking!
Ranko:Oh, yeah. I guess you didn't hear. The budget is so low that we can't
afford any
thinking so you'll just have to talk.
Ryouga:Ack! I can only talk and not think! I've become a Hollywood producer!
Ranko:Ugh... Well, now I'm awake.  What should we do now?
Ryouga:Uh... well... maybe we could get breakfast.
Ranko:Okay, I'll eat first.
(Ranko  goes under the covers of the bed and she can be seen mauevering
herself towards 
Ryouga's crotch. Ryouga has a shocked look on his face and pulls Ranko up.)
Ryouga:What are you doing?!
Ranko:Getting breakfast, but I guess you want breakfast first.
(Ranko grabs Ryouga by the hair. She pushes him down under the covers.
Ryouga breaks
Ranko's grasp and sits upright in the bed.)
Ryouga:No, let's go eat some real breakfast. Like eggs, orange juice-
Ranko:(Interrupting) Sausage?
Ryouga:Yeah,  and sausage too.
(Ranko goes under the covers of the bed again.