Actually, I could sum up the whole fic in about thirty seconds:

Scene opens on nasty pointy-toothed raptor stalking obligatory screaming
child. As it is about to pounce, a shadow falls over it, blotting out the
vast majority of the sky.

EVA-01: *squish* *scrapes bottom of foot on nearest building*

Heheh...  Sounds a lot like the "Bambi vs. Godzilla" short that was 
occasionally played on HBO umpteen years ago...

Omnedon  <jallen9@idt.net>
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