Ranma 1/2 created by Rumiko Takahashi and owned by
whoever she sold it to.
Warning: This is a lemon fanfic, that is to say that it
contains sexual situations. If this offends you, or if you are
not a legal adult in your area, then don't read this. If you
do, I'm not responsible.
This is my first fanfic, lemon or otherwise, so be gentle.
Not Ranma 1/2 vol 1 part 1
The Lost Sisters
By Andy Wennersten
It was just after noon when the bus pulled into the
Nerima bus station.
The first person to get off the bus was a girl with
bright red hair tied in a pigtail. She was dressed in a red
kung-fu style silk shirt and a pair of baggy black pants. She
carried a large backpack at her side.
"Red! Wait for me!" yelled a voice from inside the
bus.
The emergency exit at the back of the bus popped
open and another girl hopped out. She had shoulder length
brown hair held back by a yellow checkered bandanna. She
was dressed in a white T-shirt and jeans and held an even
larger and heavier backpack over her shoulder.
"Honestly, Yoiko. Can't I take you anywhere?" the
pigtailed girl asked.
"Well, I couldn't find the door, okay?" Yoiko
replied.
The pigtailed girl sighed and added this incident to
the long list of evidence that her friend was a ditz with no
sense of direction. Her stomach growled and she realized
that she missed breakfast this morning. "I'm hungry. Hey,
Yoiko! Where do you want to eat?" She looked down the
street and saw two restaurants facing each other on opposite
sides of the road. "Let's see. We have The Cat Cafe
Chinese restaurant or Ucchan's Okonomiyaki."
"Oh! I love okonomiyaki!" Yoiko said with a big
grin on her face, exposing a pair of extremely cute fangs.
"Ucchan's it is, then." the pigtailed girl said as they
started down the street. Just then she saw a certain purple
hared Chinese girl park her bike and enter the Cat Cafe.
"On second thought, I feel like ramen for lunch."
"Oh, no. I know that look." Yoiko sounded rather
irritated. "I'm not giving up my favorite so you can chase
some cute waitress."
"Well, do you think you can make it across the
street by yourself?"
"Of course. I'm not completely clueless, you know!"
Yoiko yelled as she stormed across the street and entered
the flower shop next to Ucchan's. The pigtailed girl waited
five minutes for her to realize where she was and to find the
right door.
"She's hopeless." the pigtailed girl said to herself as
she entered the Cat Cafe.
"Wota airen!" Shampoo yelled as she glomped on
to her beloved. The pigtailed girl was surprised but happy
none the less. That is until her stomach growled again.
"Um, as much as I like having beautiful girls throw
themselves at me, I'm starving." the pigtailed girl said.
"Can I get a bowl of ramen?"
"O. K." Shampoo replied. "Shampoo get you
ramen on house, yes?" Then she planted a kiss on the girl's
lips and was surprised to find it returned.
"That's great." the pigtailed girl said after the kiss
ended. I'll have to remember this place, she thought.
As Shampoo disappeared into the kitchen, Mousse
appeared, burning with rage.
"Saotome!" Mousse yelled, his anger just barely
under control.
The pigtailed girl wondered how this guy knew her
name, then she saw that it was written on her backpack.
"What?" she replied.
"Why must you taunt me with such displays!" he
said, his eyes aflame with hatred as he leaned in close to the
girl.
Uh, oh. Jealous boyfriend, she thought. Well, I
guess any guy would be pissed if he saw his girl kissing
another girl. "Oh! That." she said. "Sorry. I'll make it up
to you." With that she leaned forward and kissed him.
"How...DARE...you..." Mousse gasped.
Okay, plan B, she thought and kissed him again, this
time adding her tongue.
Mousse froze. His mortal enemy was frenching him.
After the girl pulled back, he got up and stumbled into the
kitchen.
<Mousse.> Cologne said in Chinese. <Isn't Son-In-
Law acting strange today?>
<Well, he just had his tongue down my throat.>
Mousse said, still in shock.
<WHAT!?!> Cologne yelled.
Just then the pigtailed girl popped her head in the
kitchen. <One: I am not acting strange. Two: My tongue
wasn't that far in your mouth. And three: Since I happen to
be a girl at the moment, the correct term in Daughter-In-
Law. Not that I would want to be related to you. Now,
where's my ramen?> She said in perfect Chinese. The still
shocked Mousse handed her a bowl of ramen which she
thanked him for in Chinese.
An equally shocked Cologne yelled, "Wait! When
did you learn Chinese?"
"My education is none of your business." the girl
said and took her food back to her table.
"Shampoo, I think your betrothed has been a girl for
too long." Cologne said.
"Huh? Oh, O. K." Shampoo said. Luckily she
wasn't paying attention because she was still giddy from the
show of affection from her loved one. She grabbed a tea
kettle and went to the front of the restaurant.
The pigtailed girl was busy finishing her ramen, so
she didn't notice the steaming kettle over her head until it
was too late. She jumped up as the hot water touched her
head.
Shampoo found herself face to face with a very wet,
very annoyed, and very female pigtailed girl. Her brain
couldn't handle this, so she did the only thing she could.
She screamed.
The pigtailed girl found herself face to face with a
screaming Chinese girl, so she did the only thing she could.
She ran. At least it was free, she thought.
Outside, the girl ran across the street to catch her
breath. "That was weird." she said. When she saw the
shadow cover her, she knew trouble was coming. She
jumped out of the way as Ryoga landed, leaving a crack in
the sidewalk.
"I'll kill you!" Ryoga yelled. He never needed a
reason to lash out in anger. He figured that his hellish
existence justified it.
The pigtailed girl looked at her attacker and
recognized something. "Do I know you?" she asked.
Ryoga stopped dead in his tracks. It was one thing
for his childhood foe to forget him after a few years, but to
forget him after this morning? "Of course you know me,
stupid!" he yelled.
"Just let me see if I remember you." the girl said,
changing her voice slightly.
"Um...okay." Ryoga replied. He couldn't help but
obey. The girl's voice was calming and almost hypnotic.
"Well, judging by the crack you made in the
sidewalk, you have almost superhuman strength."
"Yeah."
"Let me ask you something."
"What?"
"If I were to ask you to go buy me a gallon of milk,
how long would it take you. Be honest."
"About a week." Ryoga blurted out, then looked
embarrassed at being reminded of his major weakness.
"Come closer."
"Huh?" Ryoga leaned in closer to the girl.
The girl reached behind his head and untied his
bandanna. She recognized the pattern. She looked up to
see Ryoga wearing another bandanna. She untied it and
found another. And another. "You've got infinite
bandannas." she said after the fifth one.
"I guess." he replied. He never thought of it that
way before.
"Open your mouth."
"Why?"
"Just do it!" She grabbed his chin and started
inspecting his teeth. "You've got fangs." she stated plainly.
"Yeah, so?" This inspection was irritating him.
"Okay, last test." the girl said.
"Oh, goo-mphf..." His words were cut off by a pair
of lips pressed against his own. He started getting angry
again until he felt a tongue forcing its way into his mouth.
Then he blacked out.
The pigtailed girl felt Ryoga's body go limp, or at
least most of his body go limp. She felt a drop of warm
fluid run down her cheek. She pushed him back and saw
that he passed out and his nose was bleeding. "You're
definitely a Hibiki." she said and dropped him. After he
made a satisfying thud on the cement, she walked into
Ucchan's.
Ukyo looked up from the grill when she heard the
door open. She had been making the fifth okonomiyaki for
a strange girl who, upon entering the restaurant, had
extreme difficulty finding a table, even though there were
several empty. Oh well, she thought. At least her appetite
was worth the wait. When Ukyo saw who had just walked
in, her eyes lit up. "Ran-chan!" she called.
"Um...Ucchan?" the pigtailed girl replied, reading
the name off the cook's apron. She made a mental note to
remove her name from her backpack. It was causing too
many strange moments.
"Oh! Hi, Red!" Yoiko called after stuffing down
the last okonomiyaki.
"You know each other?" Ukyo asked Yoiko.
"Yeah, we've been friends for years." Yoiko
answered.
"JUST FRIENDS, RIGHT?!" Ukyo asked, a
threatening tone in her voice.
"You mean, you think we're...HAHAHAHA..."
Yoiko couldn't help but laugh. "Me...and Red!" Even I'm
not that desperate."
"Good." Ukyo replied coldly. "I'd hate to have to
mop blood up off the floor."
"..." Yoiko was at a loss for words.
"Yoiko, wait for me out front." the pigtailed girl
broke in.
"Okay." Yoiko replied and walked past Ukyo and
out the back door. The redhead smacked herself in the
forehead.
"Can I ask you a favor?" the girl asked Ukyo.
"Anything for you." Ukyo replied, putting on her
most loving expression.
"Well, there's a guy passed out on the sidewalk.
Can you make sure he gets to this address?" The girl wrote
down an address and handed it to Ukyo.
Ukyo looked at the address. "You don't have to
give me the address. I know where the Tendo Dojo is."
"Good. Oh!" The pigtailed girl remembered who
she was trying to transport. "He gets lost easy, so call him a
cab." She handed Ukyo 3000 yen. "This should cover it.
Bye." Then the girl followed her friend out back.
"Ran-chan...with money?" Ukyo asked herself, then
went out to find Ryoga lying on the ground. "Well, at least
you'll be happy to see Akane when you wake up. And I'll
save Ran-chan's cash by taking you there personally." Then
she heard screaming coming from the Cat Cafe and smiled.
Music to my ears, she thought.
Later, Yoiko and the pigtailed girl were walking
down the street toward Furinkan High School.
"Did you know that girl?" Yoiko asked.
"Who? That Ucchan chick? Nope. Never seen her
before." the pigtailed girl replied.
"You sure? She seemed jealous because she thought
we were...involved...with each other." Yoiko fought to
control the laughter.
"Well, you can't say I don't try." the girl replied with
a mischievous grin.
"Pervert!"
"Me? A pervert?" The redhead tried to look
shocked. "I just know how to have a good time, that's all."
They stopped at the school gates and found a sign
saying: [School closed for two weeks for repairs. Sports
clubs will meet in back for practice.]
"Damn!" the pigtailed girl said. "I was hoping to
catch him at school. Well, Maybe he's in a sports club.
C'mon Yoiko."
They hopped the fence and went to the back of the
school to find the kendo club finishing practice.
The pigtailed girl decided for the direct approach.
"Hey! Does anyone know..."
"Pigtailed girl!" Kuno yelled as he leapt forward to
embrace his love.
"Ahh! What are you doing!" the girl yelled as she
tried to break free of Kuno's grasp.
"Showing my love for you, my goddess." Kuno
answered, and squeezed her tighter.
"While I appreciate someone acknowledging me as
the goddess that I am, I think this is a bit much!" The
pigtailed girl screamed. "Yoiko! Help!"
"Do I have to?" Yoiko asked. "He's kind of cute."
"Get him offa me!"
"Okay." Yoiko said and raised her arms in a fighting
position.
"What's this?" Kuno said, releasing his grip on the
girl. "Someone dares come between me and my love. No
doubt you have been charmed by my handsome visage, but
my heart is already taken." Kuno raised his boken in
preparation for the fight.
"Get to it, Yoiko!" the pigtailed girl cheered from
the sidelines.
"EARTHQUAKE STRIKE!!!" Yoiko yelled as she
struck the ground in front of her. A crack in the earth
appeared at her fist and raced to Kuno's feet.
"Is that all you can do?" Kuno asked. Then the
ground opened up and swallowed him up to his neck.
"Oh no!" Yoiko yelled and ran to his head which
was sticking out of the ground. "I'm sorry Mr...Mr..."
"K...u...n...o..." he said with a pained expression on
his face.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Kuno. Please forgive me." Yoiko
cried, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"I...forgive...you." Kuno said and passed out.
"One cute guy and you fall to pieces." The pigtailed
girl shook her head. "I don't know what to do about you,
Yoiko."
"Shut up, Red!" Yoiko yelled. "We've got to dig
him out!"
"Relax, lovergirl. While you were crying over
stickboy there, I got one of the workmen at the school to
dig him up. Let's go."
As they walked away, Yoiko turned to look at
Kuno. "He's even cute when he's asleep." she said and
blushed.
The pigtailed girl sighed. Oh great, now I have a
love sick ditz on my hands, she thought. Then she felt a
rain drop on her forehead.
"Oh, great. Now it's raining." Yoiko said. She
turned and saw her friend change. The red hared pigtailed
girl was replaced by a black hared pigtailed boy.
"Let's go before we get too wet." the boy said and
ran in the direction of the Tendo Dojo.
Meanwhile, at the Tendo Dojo, everyone was
making a mad dash for the house.
"Hey, Pop! What's the big idea, making me train all
day? Now it's raining so I can't do anything!" a wet
Ranma-chan yelled.
[If you don't exercise, you'll get weak and flabby.]
Panda signed.
"If school's canceled, then I should be enjoying
myself." Ranma said after planting her foot in Panda's face.
*Ding-Dong*
"I'll get it!" Akane yelled from the next room.
Akane opened the door to find Ukyo with an
umbrella in one hand and as unconscious Ryoga in the
other. "Hi, Akane. Is Ranma here?" she asked after setting
Ryoga down inside the door.
"Uh...yeah. What happened to Ryoga?" Akane
asked.
"I don't know. Ranma found him outside my place
and asked me to bring him here."
"But, Ranma's been here all day."
"Well, he must have slipped out sometime." Ukyo
said then blushed. "Maybe he made a special trip just to see
me." Akane looked annoyed, but decided she didn't want a
fight...yet.
"Hey, Ucchan." Ranma said when she saw Ukyo.
Just then, Ryoga's eyes snapped open at the sound
of his enemy's voice. "Ranma, you pervert!" he yelled and
leapt at her.
"Who you calling a pervert, P-chan?" Ranma asked
as she stepped to one side, letting Ryoga slam into the wall.
"Who's P-chan?!?" Ryoga yelled and leapt at Ranma
again.
"What you mad at me for all of a sudden?" Ranma
asked as Ryoga collided with her fist.
"You kissed me!!!" Ryoga yelled without thinking.
"He WHAT!!!" both Akane and Ukyo yelled,
glaring at Ranma.
"I didn't do it! I got an alibi!" Ranma yelled. She
was just glad Nabiki was out with her friends. Even if the
rumor wasn't true, she would still blackmail her for it.
"Yes, Ryoga. When did this happen?" Akane
asked.
"Um...a little before one, I think." Ryoga replied.
"There! See! I was here at the dojo then. Right,
Pop?"
[Yep.] Panda signed, not bothering to look up from
his shogi game with Soun.
"But, if you were here, then how could you have
asked me to bring Ryoga here?" Ukyo asked, looking
confused.
"I don't..."
*Ding-Dong*
"Now what?" Ranma asked, expecting more
trouble.
"I'll get it." Kasumi called from the kitchen.
"I must speak with Son-In-Law." Cologne said as
she hopped through the front door.
"Oh! Hello, Cologne." Kasumi said. "Ranma is in
the next room."
"Son-In-Law!" Cologne yelled at Ranma when she
saw her. "You should warn us if you get stuck in your
cursed form!"
"Wadaya mean 'stuck'? I ain't stuck." Ranma said,
sounding confused.
"Prove it." Cologne said coldly.
Ranma-chan got up and walked into the kitchen, and
a few minutes later Ranma-kun walked out. "There! You
happy now, old ghoul!" he said.
"Why did you think that Ranma couldn't change
back to a guy?" Akane asked.
"Because Shampoo tried to change him back earlier,
but it didn't work."
"But I've been here all day. Right, Pop?" Ranma
asked.
[You got it!] Panda signed.
"There's one way to solve this." Cologne said, and
grabbed Soun's iced tea.
"Hey!" Soun yelled and was about to grab his drink
back when Cologne gave him the evil eye. He sat back
down.
<Ranma, I'm going to throw this drink in your
face.> Cologne said.
"Huh?" Ranma said.
*Splash*
"What did you do that for?!" a wet Ranma-chan
yelled.
"You don't speak Chinese." Cologne replied.
"So what!" Ranma yelled.
"The Ranma in my restaurant did." Cologne said.
"She was also acting very strange."
"Like how?" Akane asked.
"Well, she said I should call her Daughter-In-Law,
and she kissed Mousse."
"Sounds like your girl, Ryoga." Ranma said.
"Then that Ranma must be a real girl." Akane said.
"But she kissed Shampoo, too." Cologne said.
"Okay, a real twisted girl." Akane replied.
"Ryoga, was there anything strange about the girl
you saw?" Cologne asked.
"She kissed me!" Ryoga yelled, his anger renewed.
Cologne hit him over the head with her staff and
asked, "Other than that?"
"Well, she acted like she didn't know me, and her
voice was a little different." Ryoga replied, rubbing his
head.
"Like how?" Cologne asked.
"It was soothing and almost...seductive." Ryoga
blushed.
"What about your Ranma, Ukyo?" Cologne asked.
"Well, for one thing, she was with another girl."
Ukyo replied.
"What!" Akane yelled and looked at Ranma.
"Hey! It wasn't me, remember!" Ranma yelled.
"Relax, Akane. The girl denied any involvement
with Ran-chan other than friendship." Ukyo said.
"Anything else?" Cologne asked.
"Oh! She gave me the address of the dojo and 3000
yen to cover a taxi for Ryoga." Ukyo said and pulled out
the note and money.
"Let me see that." Akane said and grabbed the note.
"Look. The note's initialed 'R. S.'"
"It wasn't me!" Ranma yelled.
"He's right." Ukyo said. "The other girl kept calling
her 'Red'. For her hair, I guess."
"Wait a minute." Ranma broke in. "If she had the
address of the dojo, then that means..."
"She's coming here." Cologne said.
*Ding-Dong*
"I hope that's Nabiki." Akane said with a hint of
fear in her voice.
"Just to be safe, I'll get it." Ranma said.
"Not without me, you're not!" Ukyo yelled and
pulled out her combat spatula.
"Hey! I can defend my own house, you know!"
Akane yelled and grabbed her mallet.
"Akane! Wait!" Ryoga yelled. "I'll protect you!"
"I guess someone will have to provide adult
supervision." Cologne said and shot an evil look at Panda
and Soun, who never left their shogi game. She followed
everyone else to the front door.
Ranma opened the door fully expecting to find a
female version of herself.
What she didn't expect was to find the male version
of herself instead.
She fainted.
The pigtailed boy at the door didn't expect to find a
female version of himself either.
He fainted too.
"Ranko!" Yoiko yelled as she saw her friend
collapse.
"Ran...KO?!?" Akane, Ukyo, and Ryoga yelled in
unison.
"I believe you have some explaining to do, young
lady." Cologne told Yoiko.
Later, after Ranma and Ranko were dragged into the
next room, Yoiko tried to make some sense of the situation.
"Um...who is that girl and why does she look like
Ranko's female form?" she asked.
"You tell us why he looks like Ranma's male form!"
Akane yelled.
"Where is Ranma, anyway?" Yoiko asked.
"Right there!" Akane pointed to the unconscious
Ranma-chan.
"But...Ranma is supposed to be a boy!" Yoiko
yelled.
"He is a boy!" Akane yelled back. "Kasumi! Can
we get some hot water in here?"
"Oh my!" Kasumi said, almost dropping the kettle.
"Two Ranmas?"
"We're trying to figure that out." Akane said,
grabbing the kettle. She poured some hot water on Ranma,
transforming him and waking him up.
"So you've been to Jusenkyo, too." Yoiko said to
Ranma.
"Too? You mean you've been cursed?" Ranma
asked Yoiko.
"Not me. But, Red has." Yoiko said, pointing to
Ranko.
"Red? You mean he's the girl you were with at the
restaurant earlier?" Ukyo asked.
"But, the girl at my restaurant wasn't affected by hot
water." Cologne said.
"Of course not. Watch." Yoiko grabbed the kettle
and poured it over Ranko, changing her into a girl and
waking her up.
"So it really was a girl who kissed me." Ryoga said
and blushed.
"Of course." Ranko said.
"But then why did you kiss Shampoo?" Cologne
asked.
"Oh. I'm into that, too." Ranko said offhandedly.
"..." Cologne was speechless.
Ranko ignored the stares and said, "Well,
introductions are in order." She stood up. "I am Ranko
Saotome, expert monster hunter and love goddess in
training." She took a bow.
"Saotome? Ranma, is she related to you?" Akane
asked.
"Ranma?" Ranko broke in. "You're Ranma?"
"Um...Yeah." Ranma said.
"Brother!" she yelled and embraced him.
"Pop!" Ranma turned his head to face Panda. "I
thought you said you didn't have any illegitimate children!"
[I don't!] Panda signed, his attention finally torn
from the shogi game.
"Ranma, why did you call that panda 'Pop'?" Ranko
asked.
"Because," Genma said, using the kettle to change
back. "I am his father, Genma Saotome."
"Genma? Dad!" Ranko yelled, releasing Ranma and
hugging Genma.
"Listen, girl," Genma said. "I don't know who you
are, but you are not my daughter."
"Yes I am. I have proof." Ranko said as she dug
through her backpack and pulled out an envelope.
"Give me that." Akane grabbed the envelope. "It's
a letter." she said. "It reads: 'Dear Ranko, I have
instructed that this letter be given to your adopted parents so
that they will one day give it to you. I regret giving you up
for adoption, but I did so to save your life. Your father,
Genma, planned on taking you and your twin brother,
Ranma, on a training trip that would last years. He planned
on teaching his children in the Anything Goes School of
Martial Arts. While I believe this will make Ranma a better
man, I fear that you, as a girl, would never survive the
voyage. Since Genma would insist on taking you with him,
I was forced to give you up so he wouldn't find you. He
was away on a trip with his friend, Soun, when you and
your brother were born, so he will assume that Ranma is his
only child. Be happy in your new life. Your mother,
Nodoka Saotome.'"
"So, Saotome. It looks like your family just grew by
one." Soun said.
"Not really, Tendo. Nodoka wrote that Ranko
wouldn't get the letter untill she got adopted." Genma said.
"Oh, I didn't get adopted. I stole that letter from my
file when me and Yoiko ran away from the orphanage."
Ranko said.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Yoiko asked.
"Oh, sorry." Ranko looked embarrassed. "This is
my assistant..."
*Smack*
"Ow! I mean partner, Yoiko Hibiki."
"Yoiko...Hibiki?" Ryoga said.
"Say, Ryoga. Isn't your last name Hibiki?" Ukyo
asked.
"Big Sister!" Ryoga yelled.
"Little Brother!" Yoiko yelled.
Ryoga and Yoiko gave each other a big hug, fanged
smiles on both their faces. The pressure between them was
enough to make diamonds out of coal, but they were too
happy to notice.
"Ryoga, you never told me you had a sister."
Ranma said.
"She disappeared when I was a baby. We thought
she was dead." Ryoga answered.
"I was only two. You can imagine what the Hibiki
sense of direction was like at that age." Yoiko said. "I got
lost, and by the time I found my way back, my parents had
moved."
"C'mon, Sis! Let's go for a walk to get
reacquainted." Ryoga said, and they left through the kitchen
window.
"Do you really think we should let them leave
together?" Ukyo asked.
"Don't worry." Ranko said. "They'll be back in a
few days, and besides, they're happy."
"So, Ranko." Akane said. "Why didn't you go to
Nodoka's first. After all, she would have been a lot easier to
find than these two."
Ranko exploded. "BECAUSE THAT BITCH
ABANDONED ME BECAUSE I WAS A GIRL!!! IF I
EVER SEE HER, I'LL RIP HER FUCKING HEAD
OFF!!!"
"Oh, my! Such language!" Kasumi said, shocked
by the outburst.
Ranko assumed a more innocent pose. "She isn't
here, is she?"
"Uh...Nope." Ranma answered. "Haven't seen her.
Don't know where she is." He lied, fearing for his mother's
life.
"Good." Ranko said and smiled.
"I'm home!"