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Trunks chuckled.  "There could even be a world out there where Mr Satan
truly did defeat Cell."

READY...FIGHT!

Cell's smirk overflowed with arrogance.  After all, what could this puny
human do to him?  In fact, he'd let the pitiful creature get in the first
blow, before he obliterated the idiot with a chi attack.

Wait, what was he doing with that feather?

"SATAN SUPER SPECIAL ULTRA-TICKLE ATTACK!"

"BWAHAHA - stop it - HAHAHAHA - that's cheating! -HEHEHEHEH - no fair! -
HOHOHO..."

"That must be some world."  Goten snorted at the thought of that idiot
ever defeating someone it took Gohan�s whole power to destroy.  "But
this isn�t getting my assignment done."

I haven't gotten enough sleep lately...

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...