In the recently released spamfic, I had intended to mention that the
material that it was based off of was not of mine, but a few lines in a
fic recently released by Rhionae.  That disclaimer would have been
followed by a sign of interest, and a reminder to use apostrophies for
conjunctions. 

Unfortunately, when I meant to hit the postpone key-combination, I hit the
send combination instead.  So, everybody smack their heads against a wall
for a couple seconds, and while your vision is blurred, pretend that all
this is there, and that you just missed it.

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...