Hi, everyone...
My mails been down a few days, so I haven't been able to send out the
latest thing I've completed:  Chapter 11 of Return of the Sisters.
That's right, folks, I'm back to working on it again!  Since I've been
sending out all the other chapters on Mondays, I think I'll wait until
Monday before I post it on the list...  In the meantime, if you want to get
caught up on back chapters, I put the first ten chapters on my web page
(see .sig)
In the meantime, I figured I'd post this.  I didn't write it (my girlfriend
did) but I thought you guys would enjoy it.  After reading it, I decided it
would be perfect to place as a side-story (er, theme poem?  What would you
call this?) to an earlier series I've written- The Second Charlotte Cup
(which you can also find on my web page).
Anyways, here's the poem...
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Ode to Happosai


You are the panties that were once on me
You are the Craziness of life around me
	(or in an insane asylum)
You are not only in my dreams,
But in my terrifying nightmares.

You are young for your incredible old age 
	(I think they froze him like in Austin Powers)
You are so popular 
	(even though the acclaim comes in the form of hate-mail)
You are the bounce and energy of an A Bomb.

You are the Beauty of Madeline Albright and Richard Nixon
	(Yuck!)
You aren't small- you just lack a spinal cord
	(Or was that morals?)

Yet through it all, you are my favorite 
Because of all the low-down dirty rotten evil insensitive
things that make up who you are...

Love, B.B.

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