Okay, that's it, I'd had more than enough of this thread....

You want to see evil....?

YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE EVIL....?

*THIS* MY FREINDS, IS TRUE EVIL....

This from one who has seen the true depths of evil in fanficdom... 
brrr...

"ALL GOOD THINGS...."

(A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic)

Q sends Ranma into his past, present and future to save Nerima from a 
time paradox?

       "First the whole Kelley Strugg thing, and now this.  Oh Ranma
darling.  I'm going to rip your throat out...."  Kodachi sighed as she
sat quietly on the floor.  She could hear the distant  sound of a bird
flying by the window of her cell.  "Protective Custody" they called it. 
Protective for whom?  Ranma?  Herself?  Anyone who had been responsible
for this sham of a wedding?  Kodachi would have her revenge, as soon as
they let her out of here.  She couldn't help but wonder why the walls
were padded....

BWWAAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA!

"Kelly Strugg" vs. Kodachi Kuno in a fight to the death! No matter who 
loses, WE win!

       Konatsu was dead, having been hit by a bus while crossing 
the street to attend the wedding.  The funeral was to be held tomorrow 
for anyone who wanted to attend....

Snicker, snicker.

  Cologne had made the right

choice by keeping her at the Nekohanten....

       Shampoo-Neko screeched with absolute fury as she clawed 
the metal bars of her cage.  She did not spend her entire life learning 
the ways of the amazon only to be betrayed.  To have her love taken 

>from her without so much as an explanation.  Someone was going to 

pay for this dearly.....

Another one in the right place at the right time... My only criticism so 
far? More of the characters should be locked up or dead, for the sake of 
the wedding. You know, for the Tendo-Saotome nuptuals to take place 
without a hitch (so to speak), there would probably have to be more 
restraining orders issued than wedding invitations...

       Ryouga released a small sigh as he watched the loving couple 
in front of him get hitched.  He would normally be extremely depressed 
right now at the prospect of Akane getting married but since he had 
reunited and once again fallen in love with his old girlfriend, Ami, 
he could bear to see Akane finally go.  At one point, Ryouga had 
almost allowed himself to fall in love with Akari who was in essence 
a substitute for Akane.  As he gave a loving glance at Ami, he knew 
he had chosen her because he truly loved her.  Just because she had 
the same hairstyle as Akane, and her name began with an A and she 
was cute when she smiled didn't.....mean....uh oh....

       Ami returned Ryouga's glance while thinking.  "Eat your 
heart out Usagi, Minako, Rei and Makoto!  You can keep Tux-Boy!  
This hunk is MINE!!"  

Aaargh! Cough, splutter, erk! Now THAT is evil. What malignant atrocity 
could top this?

       "I....I love you."  She gave him a smile that lit up the room, 
her eyes filled with the tears of joy, of happiness that knew no 

bounds.

       "I....I love you too, Cologne."

       No further words were necessary as they embraced one another 
for a kiss....the first of many to come and a future yet unwritten 
between them, yet a glorious one to be sure.

Nugkh. Nurr..nurrgle... [falls twitching to the floor]

       "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

       Akane giggled with surprise as her new husband suddenly 
leapt onto her and rubbed his head against her breasts.

       "Oh Akane!  You've made an old man so happy!"  Happosai 
bawled as he blew his nose into the pair of panties he had just stolen 

>from her.  Akane smiled and pulled his head from her chest long 

enough to give the lecher a sweet kiss on the lips....        

You are one vicious blighter.

THE END....?

OR...IS IT?




Sailor Foul Ole Ron says:
"In the name of the Silver Millenium hand and shrimp, I'll show you the 
wrong end of a ragman's trumpet, I shall. I tol' 'em. Buggrit."


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