"You're P-Chan?! What the hell do you have to say for yourself?!"
Ryouga Hibiki was currently sitting in a bathtub with Akane standing
right in front of him. They were both naked. Akane was really pissed
off and Ryouga was trying to figure a way out of this predicament.
"Well... I.... I...."
Unfortunately he wasn't much for words and Akane was not in a good
mood.
"WELL?!" She shouted at him.
Ryouga thought back on an American TV show he had seen a while ago.
There was a little kid on the show and whenever he said a phrase everyone
laughed and forgave him. It was an incredibly stupid idea, but Ryouga was
an incredibly stupid person.
He scratched his head and said,"Uh... I didn't do it."
Akane stared at him and she began to snicker. Finally she fell on the floor
and was laughing her head off. Ryouga watched her as tears formed in
her eyes from laughing to hard.
She sat back up and tried to contain herself and said,"That... HAHAHA! ...
is
the funniest thing I've ever heard! Say it again!"
Ryouga blinked and said,"I didn't do it."
Akane fell on top of him laughing and she said,"Oh, god! That is sooo
funny!"
She looked at him and smiled slyly.
"You know you're pretty sexy when you say that... Say it again."
"I didn't do it."
Akane moaned in delight and said,"OOHHH! Take me now pig-boy!"
Four Hours Later....
Akane handed Ryouga a cigarette as they lay on the bathroom floor in an
afterglow. He took a long drag from the cig and Akane said,"That was
fantastic."
Ryouga handed her the cig back and said slyly,"I didn't do it."

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.