In a message dated 98-05-04 17:47:46 EDT, aubry thaunon wrote:

<<  I'd thought of something like this, but how do you reconcile Akane

with the 'most lecherous man in the universe'?  Also, I can't really

 >> see Ranma firing a lightning bolt while shouting 'DAHLING NO BAKA!'
 >> Considering that many of the UY TV episodes revolve around Ataru's
 >> lecherousness and Lum's indignation, this is more than a piddling
 >>puzzle.
 
 >It might work if Ataru = Ranma and Lum = Shampoo.
 yes, of course it would. while i don't see Ranma as the girl chasing lecher,
i do see him attracting girls to him, you know sorta like the opposite of
ataru.  that would get the electricity (or perhaps ki. after all, that would
fit the ranma world better) flowing.  and see Shampoo in the Lum situation is
way too easy. so is seeing Mousse in the ..umm...that guy that turns into a
tiger striped cow...umm..[murmur sweatdrops] of course, Mousse is seen as a
bit more intelligent as him. 
 >Cherry = Happosai?  <shudder>
oh yeah, scary thought. "Come comfort your poor old uncle Sakura-
chaaaaannn!!!"
that reminds me, who would replace Sakura? or onsen-mark for that matter. 
 >> > Ryouga, as Akane's jealous would-be boyfriend (a la Shinobu.)
 >> 
 >> Shinobu generally attacked Ataru, not Lum.  Unless you think Ryouga
 >> should smack Akane around?  This is not a generally accepted thing.
 
 >Shinobu = Akane
  >>but of course.  after all, shinobu is pretty much akane in almost every
way. except she can cook of course. and she finally see's reality. and she's
smarter. wittier. and..and..[various concerned 'friends' hit murmur repeatedly
on the head with squeaky mallets until he stops foaming at the mouth].
ahem..that is to say, it is too easy to see. it is also too easy to see
shinnosuke as the extremly forgetful intern at the destiny department. and he
sure would look funny in a bunny suit. 

someone really should do this. i would, but...well..i have too many projects
going on at once. perhaps when i catch up. 

-Murmur the Fallen
Zealous member of the splinter cult of 'We really dislike Akane a lot', once a
part of the Ukyoastian Church. "We carry spatulas to smite the enemies of our
beloved Goddess Ukyo-sama.  Especially Akane because we really dislike her a
lot.  Didn't you read the sign when you came in moron?"