Subject: [FFML][sF] Follow-up to Mousse's challenge argument
From: Jason Liao
Date: 5/4/1998, 7:58 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Why doesn't Ranma confront Shampoo about the laws?

Well, Ranma has lost to stronger challengers several times, and Shampoo
hasn't had a spotless track record, but Shampoo has never tried to follow
Amazon law on those points.  So, this argument really won't hold water
against Shampoo's persistance.  But there's a better reason why Ranma
shouldn't bring this argument up. 

"Airen!"  *Glomp* 
"Shampoo!  Didn't you lose to Mousse?  You should be hugging him!"
At this, Shampoo looked ready to cry.  "But isn't Airen going to challenge
Mousse for Shampoo?"  
"No!"
"Airen no love Shampoo?" *sniffle*
"Umm...don't cry, Shampoo..."
"Airen wants Shampoo to follow Amazon law faithfully?" *smile*
"What?  Wait, I don't think..."
"Okay...SHAMPOO KILL!!!" 

See?  There's things much worse than recieving Amazon love.  And it also
shows that Shampoo has ignored Amazon Law before.

BTW: I heard there's supposed to be a Japanese word for the sound of a
smile.  Anyone know what it is? 

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...