Sorry for being vague - this is a short Mousse add-on to DOJO RAIDER!
It's barely even worth it, but it deals with just how awful all those
writers' "revenges" are.  :)






 	Not again.  I thought this over and done with.  Shit.  At
least I'm at home this time.  I have a car.  No walking for me.  :)
 	"You... you..."  Seems Mousse is having trouble speaking.
What a moron.
 	"Me what?  Look, if you're going to spear me, just do it, OK?
Don't just sit there spitting at me."  I hate that, just hate it.
Just say something already!
 	Mousse's face is starting to turn a reall bright shade of red.
Whoa, I think Mousse could be in trouble.  "For what you've done to 
Shampoo!" he says in a pitch higher than normal.  I don't think he's 
breathing, he's so upset.
	He's also got a bucket with him.  That can't be good.  It's
probably got roaches or something in it.  I hate bugs.  A lot.  "What 
about what I did to Shampoo?  Because I didn't do anything to her.
Sure, the others, but not her."
	"You LIE!"  He makes to toss the bucket at me.
 	"Wait, what have you got in that bucket?" I ask, stalling a
bit.
 	"Your worst nightmare!"  He splashed the contents of the
bucket all over me at that point.
 	I sat there, quite wet and very annoyed.  "My worst
nightmare... Wet shoes and a wet t-shirt in front of a moron.  Not my
worst, but not how I want to spend my day."
	Mousse began laughing.  "Now you'll forever be cursed!"
	"Cursed?  By what?  Spring of drowned water?  Whenever I get
wet, I get wet?  Do you know that you're a complete idiot?"
 	"No!  Now, whenever you are splashed with cold water, you'll
be cursed to take the body of a young girl!"  He started laughing
again.
 	I couldn't help but laugh.  "Gee thanks.  You're right, that
IS my worst nightmare!"
 	He was obviously confused by my reaction.
 	"Look, here's a dime," I said, handing him the coin.  "Go buy
yourself a clue, dumbass."  I slapped the coin down in his hand,
turned him around by the shoulders and shoved him out the door.  Such
fun.