This thing has had more added to it, (thanks Alpha) so here it is
again.
THE FANFICTION CROSS OVER DRINKING GAME
V 2.0
Created by: The Flashman
Contributors:
Chris Davies
A-Kun
Matthew Campbell
Alpha Centauri
The Martian
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If there's only two series involved: One drink.
3-6 series: Two drinks.
7 or more: Chug.
If one of them is Ranma 1/2: One drink.
If one is Sailor Moon: One drink.
If one is Evengalion: One drink.
Any combination of two: Two drinks.
All three: Four drinks.
If one is Bubble Gum Crisis: One drink.
And Crash is ignored: Two drinks.
And it's based on the new TV series: Hunt down the time travelling
author and pump him/her for details.
If one is Dragonball Z: Chug.
And the Dragonball Warriors aren't depowered a bit: Smack the author
around a few times.
If one of the series is really obscure: Four drinks and cheer the
author on.
If one of the series is not an Anime: Two drinks.
If it involves a certain Giant Reptile and his "friends": Three
drinks.
If the author shows bias by having one set of characters
unrealistically over power the other: Two drinks and E-Mail some FAQs
to the author.
If the villains from the series team up: One drink.
If one of the characters from one series is shown to be related to a
character from another: One drink
If one of the characters from one series is shown to *be* a character
from another: Two drinks
Crossovers that require time travel just to have the characters meet:
One drink.
If some of the characters are original creations of the author: Two
drinks.
If the x-over is part of an anti-fic against one side: Shake your
head in disgust and take four drinks.
If it's an anti-fic against the Sailor Senshi (or scouts): Seven
drinks.
If it's a non-serious farce: 1 drink.
If it's nasty and depressing: 1 drink.
And it's a REVENGEFIC: 5 drinks.
If it makes your soul take flight and restores your faith in
humanity: Chug, then get out more.
If any sort of serious, believable character development occurs: 2
drinks.
And it's a revengefic: Get the keg!!
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X-Overs Involving Ranma 1/2
If anyone (besides Kuno) falls in love with a member of one of the
other cast: Two drinks.
If it's Ryoga and Ami (From Sailor Moon): One drink and @bap the
author.
If one of the characters is a promised fiancee to Ranma: One drink.
If they're a promised fiancee to anyone else: Chug and applaud the
author.
If one of the other characters falls in love with Pantyhose Tarou:
Chug and check to see what the author has been smoking.
If Pantyhose Tarou shows up at all: Three drinks (unless he's
frequent, then one drink per line of speech)
If Pantyhose gets only a mentioning: One drink
If a new person is an Amazon or of Amazonian descent: Two drinks.
If a said person becomes friends or rivals with Shampoo: One drink.
If a new person that is NOT of Amazon descent beats Shampoo and
Shampoo either has to marry him or kill her: One drink.
If new person blows Happi away in a single attack: One drink.
If new person get tromped: Cheer the author for originality and chug.
If new person is female and Happi doesn't live or stay long enough to
glomp her: Chug.
If new person is female and Happi DOES glomp her: One drink.
If at the end of the story, Happosai is dead or nearing a black hole:
One drink.
If Akane is successfully taught how to cook: One drink.
If Akane creates life (her cooking doesn't count) or kills someone:
Three drinks and ponder what the Author was smoking.
If one of the other characters beats up Ukyou: Chug and give sympathy
to the author for having the guts to do something that will earn him
a HUGE amount of flames.
If a character from another series learns attacks from the R1/2 cast:
One drink.
If an R1/2 character learns an attack from them: One drink.
If no combat occurs through out the entire darn thing (Akane
malleting Ranma and Shampoo/Cologne whapping Mousse don't count.
Combat counts only if both take at least one swing at each other):
Stare strangely at the author and take three drinks.
If the Ranma cast replaces the other cast and it's still called a x-
over: Whack the author for not calling it a fusion story and take two
drinks.
If anyone dies: Three drinks (Six if they're your favorite or they
can be/are revived)
If Ryouga's curse is revealed to Akane: Chug and pray for Ryouga
If Curses are removed: One drink.
If Curses aren't removed: Three drinks.
If Curses are removed temporarily and a crappy (or lame) reason is
given for this: One drink.
If Curses are exchanged for more acceptable ones: Six drinks.
If the new people (any of them) get a curse: One drink per curse.
If new people are near Jusenkyo or Jusenkyo-type water and come away
uncursed: Three drinks.
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X-Overs Involving Sailor Moon
If one of the other cast members turn out to be a previously
undiscovered Sailor Senshi: One drink for each character.
If they become a Tuxedo Kamen-ish and/or are a reincarnated lover
type: Two drinks for each character.
If they have any connection to the Silver Millennium at all: One
drink for each character.
If female Ranma (from Ranma 1/2) becomes a Sailor Senshi: 1/2 a drink.
If Makoto says that one of the other characters looks like her old
boyfriend: One drink.
If they fall in love with her too: Two drinks.
If any of the other Senshi (except Usagi, Mamoru, Haruka and Michiru)
fall in love with one of the other cast members: Two drinks.
If the love is mutual: Four drinks.
If it's Haruka or Michiru: One drink if it's another woman and chug
if it's a man.
If the Outer Senshi show up at all: Three drinks.
If one of the other characters falls for Usagi or Mamoru: One drink.
If it's the other way around and it's before they have their memories
of the Moon Kingdom: Three drinks.
If it's after: Four drinks.
And if the feeling is still mutual: Chug like there's no tomorrow.
If some form of Sailor Earth, Sailor Asteroid Belt or another
"formerly unknown planet" shows up: Whack the author and two drinks.
If someone from the FUTURE comes back to "Help" the Senshi and it
isn't Chibi-Usa: Three drinks.
If Jadeite is revived: Whack the author and two drinks.
If Sailor Moon uses the Ginzuishou to revive someone from the dead:
Three drinks.
If Sailor Moon heals someone (I.E. they're purged of evil): Two
drinks.
If Chibi-Usa uses her Luna Ball: Five drinks.
If anyone names Diana appears: Six drinks.
If Sailor Moon actually uses her full length spiel: Three drinks.
If Sailor Mars and Sailor Moon fight: One drink.
If they don't (through out the story): Wonder if they're on Prozac
and take six drinks.
If it has lemon-flavoring: Take up this expression O.O and take Five
drinks.
If any of the Senshi die: Four drinks (six if they aren't revived
(you may want to flame the author for that) or they are your
favorite)
If it occurs right after or before Alan and Ann (in other words first
or second level attacks only): Three drinks.
If any of the Senshi do something that they don't normally do (I.e.
pull pranks on each other, make prank calls to pizza places, etc.):
Four drinks.
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X-Overs involving Oh, My Goddess!
If the Norns are presented as being the most powerful/highest ranking
of all the characters: One drink.
If Urd tries to set up two people romantically: One drink.
If they aren't the 'normal' romantic pairing for that series (ie
Makoto and Shayla-Shayla): Two drinks.
If the characters are from two different series: Two drinks.
If Urd succeeds with her plan just as she had intended, without a
single foul-up or slip-up: Chug.
If it's suggested that Kasumi and Belldandy are related: One drink.
If Belldandy turns out to be the mother of a character from another
series: Two drinks.
If a character from another series turns out to be the mother/father
of Belldandy: Chug and congratulate the author on an original idea.
If a character falls in love with Urd or Skuld: Two drinks.
If that love is returned: Three drinks.
If a character falls for either Belldandy or Keichii: Four drinks.
If that love is returned: Chug and then chug again.
If someone becomes a god: One drink.
If someone becomes a demon: Three drinks.
If a one of the goddesses becomes mortal: Chug.
If Skuld acquires a new friend from another series: One drink.
if Skuld acquires a mortal enemy from another series: Three drinks.
If we actually get to see heaven or hell: Two drinks.
Because a character from another series has died: Three drinks.
If the Oh, My Goddess universe is left significantly changed at the
end of the crossover: Two drinks.
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X-Overs Involving Evangelion
If the author is unaware of or ignores the movies: Chug.
(This only applies if it's really obvious ... like it's set after
2015; it also doesn't apply if the author *fixes* the Third Impact.)
If a character from another series is revealed to have died in the
Second Impact: One drink per character.
If Misato turns out to be related to Usagi: One drink.
If Misato turns out to *be* Usagi: Two drinks.
If Rei turns out to be Chibi-Usa: Drink everything in sight.
If Asuka develops a crush on any male character from another series:
One drink.
If Maya develops a crush on any female character from another
series: 3 drinks.
If Maya develops a crush on any male character from another series:
Hunt the author down and *explain* matters to him/her.
If Gendou bites it: Cheer.
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Slayers:
If there is just one Slayers character present: One drink.
And it's not Lina Inverse: One more.
If there are only characters from what Software Sculptors has
released in the fic: Two drinks and cheer for the author.
If it's a meld: One drink.
If Naga's laugh is as effective a weapon as Minmei's singing: One
drink.
For each comment on Lina's bust size: One drink.
If Lina doesn't blow her top if she heard the comment: Chug.
If Sailor Moon and Amelia start discussing the finer points of
dramatic entrances & speeches: Chug.
If the author doesn't use the the same romanjisation Software
Sculptors used (Rina/Linna instead of Lina etc.): One drink.
If Amelia falls in love with somebody from another series: One drink.
If the feeling is mutual: Two more.
If Lina or Gourry falls in love with somebody from another series:
Three drinks
If somebody from another series falls in love with Zelgadis: One
drink.
If the feeling is mutual: Chug and ask the author what he/she was
thinking.
If the Slayers characters ridiculously overpower the other series
characters: One drink.
If the other series characters ridiculously overpower the Slayers
characters: Three drinks
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El Hazard:
If it happens on Earth: One drink
If natives of El Hazard, other than Ifurita, are present anyway: Two
more.
If it happens on El Hazard and there's no dimensional travelling in
the fic: Four drinks.
For each new attack Ifurita gets: One drink.
If it's a crossover with the OAV and TV continuities: Three drinks.
For each girl from another series that Allielle glomps: One drink.
If the girl enjoys it: Three drinks.
If Nanami or Shayla-Shayla falls in love with somebody from another
series: One drink.
If Rune Venus, Afura Mann or Makoto falls in love with somebody from
another series: Three drinks.
If Fatora falls in love with somebody from another series: Four
drinks.
If it's a guy: Chug and ask the author what he/she was thinking.
If Jinnai or Diva falls in love with somebody from another series:
Chug.
If Ifurita falls in love with somebody from another series without
something screwing up her programming big time: Hunt down the author
and explain some things to him/her.
If somebody/something from another series ridiculously overpowers
Ifurita: Four drinks.
If somebody from another series repairs Ifurita back to top
condition: One drink.
If Makoto(ElH) falls in love with Makoto(SM): Chug forever and hope
the author good luck keeping track of who's who in the lemon scenes.
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X-Overs with Dragon Ball Z
If Shen Lon is summoned: One drink.
If a villain becomes immortal: Two drinks (Three drinks if its
Happosai).
If a hero becomes immortal: Stare at wall for five minutes
contemplating where author is going with this.
If a "Ranma" curse is removed via wish: One drink.
If the wrong side is removed: Chug after laughing.
If a character from another series is a Saiyin: Two drinks.
If its Ranma or Ryoga: One drink.
If Vegita calls Goku, Goku: Chug twice for good measure and ask the
author what he's thinking.
If Goku hates a hero from another series: Four drinks and pray for
that hero.
If Vegita or Piccolo hate a hero from another series: One drink.
If Klillin saves the day: Chug and applaud.
If Lunch appears: Three drinks
If DBZ characters seek help from another series: Three drinks and
pray.
If another series seeks help from DBZ characters: One drink and get
ready for a really short fic
If Tamahome and Miaka started the Saijin race: Chug, smack self
upside head and ask, "Why didn't I see that?"
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X-Overs with Tenchi Myou:
If a girl from another series falls in love with Tenchi: One drink.
If she gets caught in the Tenchi/Ryoko/Ayeka triangle: Two drinks.
If Tenchi falls for the said girl: Chug forever and pray for the
girl's life. (Tenchi's too...)
If somebody from another series falls in love with somebody from
Tenchi Myou besides Tenchi: Two drinks
If somebody from another series is revealed to be related to Washuu:
Three drinks.
If somebody from another series is revealed to be of Juraian descent:
One drink.
If somebody from another series is revealed to be related to Tenchi
but is not of Juraian descent: One drinks.
And the said somebody isn't Tenchi's cousin: Four drinks.
If Tenchi, Usagi and Ranma are all related to each other: Two drinks.
If it's a crossover between the TV and OAV continuities: Two drinks
If it's in the Pretty Sammy continuity: Four drinks.
If it's the OAV continuity but Kiyone shows up: Two drinks
If it's blatantly obvious that the author thinks the TV and OAV
continuities are compatible: Whap the author and take two more drinks.
if people from Okuda's manga continuity (ie Minagi) show up: Chug,
take a long drink to wash it down and read on.
If Ryoko or Ayeka or both of them marry Tenchi: One drink.
If Sasami/Tsunami or Washuu marries Tenchi: Two drinks.
If Mihoshi, Kiyone or Ryo-oh-ki marries Tenchi: Chug.
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Author Insertations
If the author inserts himself/herself: One drink.
And is not immediately granted super powers: Five drinks.
If the author inserts other authors: One drink per additional author.
Unless they _consented_: Two drinks per author.
If the self-insert involves mowing down Anime characters they don't
like with a machine gun: Chug, throw the empty can at Nav, then Chug
some more.
And the Anime characters just run away in fear instead of kicking
some SI butt: Chug the whole keg, then have someone toss that at Nav
as well.