Subject: [FFML] [ffml][spam][i need sleep]
From: HARIJUBAL
Date: 5/1/1998, 3:09 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Alright, I was reading a fic (mirrors multiplied if you must know. this has
little to do with this, except for the ..well, you'll see) and while zoning
out a bit, my mind went back a few years.  i remember watching this old movie
(not b&w, so its not that old) with my dad. it starred Jackie Chang and it was
one of the THE most funniest movies ever.  Never mind the fact that it was in
chinese and had korean subtitles (note: e'en though i was born in korea, not a
character can i read. sad really), i still found it a laugh riot.  Oh, the
story idea? i'm getting to it. "Don't you know when someone's winding you up?"
anyway, i couldn't understand a word said, so i throughly annoyed my dad with
my constant questions about the dialog. of course, i paid attention to the
actual movie because jackie chang is that good.  well, the premise of this
little story (as far as i can tell) is that jackie is a um..some sort of
martial artist/poet/painter/contortionist kinda guy. he has like dozens and
dozens of wives who spend most of their time in a huge hall playing mah-jong.
he decides to go out there and find a new wife, someone that can really relate
to him. he finds a girl that is like a huge fan of his poetry, so he enters
into her service, never telling her that he is that poet. after a lot of
battles and comedic hyjinks, they get married and the new wife ...well..let's
just say that the ending is hilarious.  so, finally, here is the story idea.
now then, if any of you have read a Donny Cheng fic, then you know what this
idea will probably become. for those who haven't, have Ranma be placed in a
similar situation, trying to find love while being married to more women than
any sane man should ever be with at the same time and stay sane.  i can see it
now 'Ranma walked the peaceful, quiet, green streets of 
Neo-Mega Crystal Tokyo-4, trying once again to list ALL of his wives.  Let's
see, there's...umm..Akane, Kodachi, Nabiki, Shampoo, Ukyo, Natsume, Manami,
Kurumi, Kurumi, Hikaru, ...ARRGH! there's ...just...too..many!'
so, yeah, since no idea is ever new in this earth (and most especially in
fanficdom)someone probably has already done it, but, evidenced by the subject
line, i need sleep so i need to get this out of my head. ah, idea exorscisms.
yes, i know the shame of waking up to find my sheet covered with nocturnal
musings..or something like that. 
-Murmur the Fallen
who really needs to find better ways to annoy people, farther