"Owww!" Shinji whimpered as Soun poured the hot water over his body.
"That's too hot", he whined in his now masculine, if still immature voice.
	"It's so tragic," Gendo offered in a monotone, pushing his dark spectalces
up on the bridge of his nose. "My son, in such a state... All my plans..."
	"Well, Your problem isn't so bad after all, son," Soun offered. "The
promise between myself and Gendou can still be fulfilled."
	"WHAT?!?!" Asuka yelled from behind him. "You can't be serious!"
	"My daughters," Soun gestured. "Misato, who is nineteen, Asuka, who is
seventeen, and Rei, who is sixteen. Pick the one you want, and she will be
your wife."
	"AHHH! I don't wanna get married." Shinji griped. "Don't you understand
what I've been through?"
	Asuka and Misato exchanged glances. He was cute, but too young and
ultimately a wimp. This was no martial artist.
	"Oh he wants Rei!" Misato exclaimed.
	"Yes, for sure!" Asuka seconded. "They're perfect for each other."
	In the distance, a giant pig shaped monstrosity loomed on the horizon.

Stop the madness now, Andrew. You're the only one who can do it! The only
way you can end this horror is to give us another chapter of
Evanjellydoughnut. BWAHH HAH HAH HAH!!!!

Urrr... That's what a four hour Eva marathon will do to you. Now if only I
didn't already know how 'End of Evangelion' turns out, things would be
perfect. *sigh* Why, GAINAX, WHY?!?!?! Oh, the humanity...

Chris, who's going to sit back and drink a sixer of Pete's Wicked while
watching all the VIZ dubs of 'Key, The Metal Idol'


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Chris Jones - hamster@arn.net
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