On Wed, 29 Apr 1998, Jon Farber <sabreb@erols.com> wrote:
Well, with the WB advertising the one hour Superman special featuring
Supergirl (Okay, so I'm a sucker for Batman and Superman animated
series... From all appearences so is RpM, so leave me alone!), and
there is a scene in the commercial with Jimmy saying (Read: moaning)
something about Supergirl, and she poses in her cutoff t-shirt, and
illegally short miniskirt (How they managed to do all that running,
jumping, flying and everything without giving us all great panty shots
is a mystery to me...).
And the first thought that popped into my head was Supes saying, "Jimmy,
keep your hands off my daughter!" Then I started thinking about how
intimidating that could be to any prospective dates... I mean, you are
lusting after the Man in Steel's little girl... One wrong move, and you
have someone capable of destroying the world angry at you...
Have you ever read Fred Perry's Gold Digger? One of Dr. Diggers
established habits is that when he meets a man one of his daughters is
dating he usually does "the flaming skull bit." You see he's a mage and
as Britany said "Some dads polish a shotgun in front of their daughter's
dates, my dad magically sets his head on fire." I've wondered why no
one's posted much in the way of Gold Digger fanfiction so far.