Anime Fathers and there reactions:

Tenchi: Lay down the law
Gohan (about Pan): Lay down the law
Ranma: Death threat
Krillen (About Maron): Threat
Vejita (About Bra): rip your head off
Ryouga: Lift you by the neck.
Mousse: Attack the love seat ^_^
Kuno: say something you can't understand then Attack
Genma (if he HAD a daughter): Engage you to her for $3
Soun: Go demon-headed and scream
F. Trunks: Show you his sword