I've finally bothered to iron this out and adding a few points, so
this should be the last incarnation for a while.
HTG
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Disclaimer: Let me make it clear that I do not condone excessive
consumption of Alcohol in any way, shape, or form. This is entirely for
laughs and should be treated as such.
Equipment: 1 or more BubbleGum Crisis/Crash! and/or ADPolice
FanFics, A source of your preferred beverage (anywhere from a bottle to a
brewery depending on the story), some glasses.
Rules: Read the FanFic(s); if anything listed below applies, knock
back the listed number of drinks.
And now, The Game!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
General:
If the Knight Sabres go on a mission: 1 drink
If the Knight Sabres are hired by somebody to go on this mission:
3 drinks
If they actually manage to get paid: 5 drinks
If a Run-of-the-Mill C-class Boomer shows up: 0 drinks (you can't
get smashed yet ;)
... and survives a fight with the KS: add 5 drinks
... and gets trashed by the ADPolice (outside of mob
scenes/battles): add 8 drinks
If a Sexaroid shows up: 2 drinks
... and is not killed by the end of the story: add 3 drinks
... If it is neither Sylvie nor Anri (excluding bit parts): add 3
drinks
If a Doberman shows up: 5 drinks
If Largo shows up (upgrades/backup copies included): 3 drinks
... and does not think up a gradiose Plan of Vengance: chug
If somebody goes through emotional torment: 1 drink
... and it's not Sylia or Priss: add 4 drinks
If Mackie grows up (emotionally): 2 drinks
... due to something _non_-traumatic: add 6 drinks
If there is a revelation about Kasuhito(sp?) Stingray and/or his
Legacy(tm): 2 drinks
...and it is not horrid, depressing, or evil: add 8 drinks
If Linna receives any measurable amount of characterisation
whatsoever: 5 drinks
If one of the KS loses it/cracks up/goes off the deep end: 3
drinks
... if it isn't Priss: add 3 drinks
... if it's Sylia: Run for Cover.
If a Knight Sabre gets killed: 2 drinks (per KS)
... and gets ressurected: 4 drinks (per KS)
If Innocent Bystanders are killed: 2 drinks
... if more than 50 are killed: 4 drinks
... if more than 500 are killed: 6 drinks
... if more than 5000 are killed: 8 drinks
... if MegaTokyo (or significant portion therof) gets destroyed:
10 drinks
... if the KS are framed for it: add 3 drinks
... if the KS are directly responsible for it: add 5 drinks
If Sylvie and/or Anri survive: 2 drinks
If Irene Chang survives: 4 drinks
If Priss fails to survive the battle atop Genom Tower ('Red
Eyes'): 5 drinks
If Madigan shows up: 3 drinks
... if the author explains how she survived 'Red Eyes': add 1
drink
... if she is Not Exactly What She Seems: add 2 drinks
If Sho shows up or is mentioned aside from in passing: 3 drinks
... if Priss adopts him: add 2 drinks and go 'Aww'
If the ADPolice are depicted as anything more than Ineffective
Cannon Fodder: 8 drinks
If Genom get's a new CEO: 5 drinks
... and he/she was _not_ hand-picked by Quincy: 10 drinks
... if it's Sylia: add 2 drinks
... if Quincy offers Sylia the job with no strings attached and
she turns him down: Run for it, as she has probably snapped.
If Genom is destroyed: 4 drinks
... _legally_: add 2 drinks
... by the original KS (as opposed to any freak that joins during
the story): add 4 drinks
If sombody joins the KS: 3 drinks
... and it's not Mackie, Leon, the Author, Vision, or a Sexaroid:
add 6 drinks
If a KS breaks one of The First Ten Regulations: 1 drink (per
member, NOT per occurence)
... and Sylia enforces # 11: chug
If Nene finds Love Everlasting: 3 drinks
... with someone aside from Mackie: 6 drinks
If Linna finds Love Everlasting: 4 drinks
... and it last more than 3 weeks: 6 drinks :)
If Priss finds Love Everlasting: 4 drinks
... with someone aside from Leon: 6 drinks
... with a woman (incl. Sexaroids): 8 drinks
If Sylia finds Love Everlasting: 8 drinks
... with Priss: 10 drinks and go 'Awww'
... with Mackie: Hunt Down the Author and Kill Him or Her
If any of these Loves Everlasting manage to get killed and/or
betray the 'Sabre in question: 5 drinks and berate the author for being a
meanie T_T
If any KS is revealed to possess superhuman abilities (cyber
included): 3 drinks
... if it isn't Sylia: 6 drinks
If any KS gains superhuman abilities during the course of the
story (cyber included): 4 drinks
... if it isn't Priss: 8 drinks
... if the recipient _is_ Priss... and she's pleased: add 6 drinks
Crossovers:
If the FanFic is a Ranma 1/2 crossover: 1 drink
... Ah! My Goddess/Ah! Megami-Sama: 2 drinks
... Gunnm/Battle Angel: 2 drinks
... and the KS survive: 10 drinks
... Tenchi Muyo! or Gall Force: 3 drinks
... Gunsmith Cats: Cheer :)
... Sailor Moon: 4 drinks
... if the 'Sabers _don't_ find themselves Way Over Their
Heads: 6 drinks
... Any Takahashi work _aside_ from Ranma 1/2: 4 drinks
... Highlander: 4 drinks
... and Chairman Quincy doesn't turn out to be an Immortal:
Chug
... Star Trek (any): 4 drinks
... Any Role Playing or Video Game: 5 drinks
... Any English-Language Comics/Cartoon: 5 drinks
... Barney (cameo): 5 drinks per appearance
... Barney (as a Major Character): GET THE KEG!
... Urotsukidoji, La Blue Girl, Twin Dolls, et al: Kill the Writer
in the most Unpleasant Manner Possible
If time and/or dimensional travel is _not_ involved: 5 drinks
If magic is an important part of the story: 1 drink
If the KS get into a fight with any character(s) from the other
series: 3 drinks
... and _wins_: add 6 drinks
If any KS turns out to be related to a character from another
series: 2 drinks (per KS)
... if said out-series relative(s) is/are alive and well: add 2
drinks
If any KS turns out to _be_ a character from another series: Chug
... if Priss is Chibi-Usa (Red Eyes y'know): Put a contract out on
the author
If any character from another series joins the KS: 5 drinks (per
new member)
Lemons:
If anybody gets up enough nerve to write and post one: 5 drinks
... and it is well written and/or has a plot: chug
Sex (non-explicit, off-camera, or otherwise 'tasteful' depictions
included):
If a KS has sex: 1 drink
... if it's Priss: 1 drink
... if it's Sylia: 2 drinks
... if it's Nene: 4 drinks
... if it's Linna: you buy the drinks
... if the partner is male: add 1 drink
... if the partner is Leon: add 2 drinks
...and both partners are sober: add 5 drinks ^_-
... if the partner is Mackie: add 5 drinks
... if the partner is Daley, Quincy, or Sho: chug
... if the partner is female: add 2 drinks
... if the partner is a fellow KS: add 4 drinks
... if the partner is a sexaroid: add 1 drink
... if the partner is the author: add 2 drinks
... if the partner is some combination of the above: add 4 drinks
... if the partner is Largo/Mason/whatever: add 6 drinks
... if it's non-consenting sex: add 6 drinks
... if the partner is Largo/Mason/whatever, and it's consenting:
Chug
... if the partner is a Run Of The Mill Combat Boomer (incl.
Dobermans): add 2 of whatever the writer was having at the time
Authors:
If the Author explicitly ignores BGCrash!: 2 drinks
If the Author makes an honest effort to explain/rationalize
BGCrash!: 3 drinks
If the Author rewrites BGCrash!: 5 drinks and grin
If the Author slips in a poke at another 'Fic or Author: Bap the
author for being petty ^_^
If the Author write themselves into the story: 2 drinks
... if they find out about the KS: add 1 drink
... if Priss pulls her gun on them: add 1 drink
... if they effectively join the KS: add 1 drink
... if they join the KS within one day of first meeting Sylia:
add 1 drink
... if they already have or build their own armour: add 1 drink
... and it's better than anything Sylia could ever come up with:
add 1 drink
... if they kill Largo singlehandedly: add 2 drinks
... if they are neither omnipotent, omniscient, or darn close to
either: add 4 drinks
If Priss falls in love with him/her: 2 drinks
If Nene falls in love with him/her: 2 drinks
If Linna falls in love with him/her: 4 drinks
If Sylia falls in love with him/her: 8 drinks
If Quincy or Largo falls in love with him/her: chug
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++