Open on blackness.  All words in CAPS are white captions.

                            
		               SHE'S BEEN TO
                                WONDERLAND.



                              MIYUKI (V.O.)
		   <panicked> Kyaaaaaa!


Caption vanishes.  Silence ensues.

		               SHE'S BEEN TO
                     THE LAND BEHIND THE MAGIC MIRROR.


                              MIYUKI (V.O.)
		   <panicked> Kyaaaaaa!

Caption vanishes.  Silence ensues.


                             CAPTION (WHITE)
		           AND NOW, SHE'S GOING 
                    TO THE ULTIMATE SHOUJO DREAMLAND.  
                               BUT IT'S NOT
		               GOING TO BE 
                                 WHAT SHE 
                               EXPECTS ...


                              MIYUKI (V.O.)
		   <panicked> Kyaaaaa-- <beaks off;
	           beat; now enjoying herself> --aaaaa.

Caption vanishes.  Silence ensues.

		    THE LONG-AWAITED COLLABORATION OF
		                  CLAMP,
                             NAOKO TAKEUCHI, 
                            AND FANFIC AUTHOR 
                               CHRIS DAVIES 
                 (DIRECTOR OF BLUESEED OMAKE THEATRE #23)

The familiar "Miyuki" theme begins to play.

 		      MIYUKI-CHAN IN CRYSTAL TOKYO.
		       A "YEAH, RIGHT" PRODUCTION.
                              COMING NEVER.


                             SERENITY (V.O.)
                   What's your name, young lady?

                              MIYUKI (V.O.)
		   <nervous> I'm Miyuki ...

                             SERENITY (V.O.)
		   What a cute name ...









	It was either this or write the "Kingyo Chuuihou Zeta" thing I
thought up that ends with Wapiko screaming "KISAMA OBERISUTARIITO!" amid
the burning ruins of the Country Jr. High School.  And this is more clean
fun.

Chris Davies, Advocate for Darkness, Part-Time Champion of Light.
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" 
-- Death, in "Reaper Man", by Terry Pratchett.
http://www.ualberta.ca/~cdavies/hmpage.html