At 19:00 4/21/1998 -0700, Azusa wrote:

This is just a little tidbit that I thought of.  Its not very long, which
can be considered a good thing because otherwise it would just drag on and
on and on...Worse than it already does =)
Azusa-chan



Azusa-chan
mimzy@ix.netcom.com
A Ranma 1/2 fanfiction =)

Ranma 1/2 is the property of the wonderful Rumiko Takahashi.
All rights reserved.

*****The Horror of it All*****
A scream of sheer terror ripped though the night.  It was black as pitch,

(cut for space)

  The form before her cocked his head to the side.  It quickly scribbled
something onto a sign.  He held it up: 'What's wrong, little girl?'
  "I can't think of a cute name for you!" Azusa yelled sorrowfully.

Authors Notes:
The only reason I didn't call this a spam is because it would totally ruin
the effect.  Its kind of a 'what if' story.  What if Azusa could no longer
think of a 'cute' name?  What would her reaction be?

I always thought she'd decide to learn another language once she ran out of
cute French names.

Even though this is about Azusa, and I go by Azusa-chan, this is in no way a
self insert.  I still have *pleanty* of cute names for cute things!  Oh!
That keyboard of yours is so kawaii!  Adrienne!  Adrienne!  (You pull away.)
GIVE ME BACK MY ADRIENNE!!  }WHAP!{  Ah!  How cute!  (I run away, toting a
handful of keyboards previously belonging to fanfic readers.)

Oh how cute!