Reposting season!  He's a gem from the past that epitomizes what I would
call a filk.  Now, if someone knew what it meant in the first place...

*****

At the Zoo...

	Hokay... what next... that filk Pervert was writing is finally
here... okay send'er up...


Wannabe (2:52)
Written by Spice Girls/Stannard/Rowe
Reduced to idiocy by Pervert
Produced by Richard Stannard & Matt Rowe
Mixed by Mike "Spike" Stent
Recording Engineer:  Adrian Bushby
Assistant:  Patrick McGovern
Keyboards and Programming by Matt Rowe& Richard Stannard
Published by Windswept Pacific Music Ltd/ Polygram Music Publishing Ltd. 
Violated Copyright 1996 owned by Virgin Records Ltd.
Violated Ranma Copyright Rumiko Takahashi and Viz
Who are very very nice people and thus won't sue

Akane  : So tell me who you want, who you really really want
         C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
         So tell me who you want, who you really really want
         C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want         
         You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, You make me really really really
         Wanna *bang* *smash* ah! 

(Ranma gets beaten up)

Ukyou  : If you're in my future, I'll forget our past
         If you're gonna run from me... better make it fast,
         Now let's not go wasting our precious time,
         Once we get our act together we could be just fine.

Akane  : So tell me who you want, who you really really want
         C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
         You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, You make me really really really
         Wanna *bang* *smash* ah! 

(Ranma gets beaten up) 		

All    : I wanna be your lover, so I gotta get rid of my friends,
         Marriage lasts forever, friendships gotta end,
         I wanna be your lover, but you have got to give,
         Get rid of false fiancees, hey! that's the way it is.

Shampoo: What airen think about that now you know how I feel,
         Please say you can handle my love and that you for real,
         Please don't be hasty, give me a try,
         If I really bug you, then I say BaiBai.

Akane  : So tell me who you want, who you really really want
         C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
         You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, You make me really really really
         Wanna *bang* *smash* ah! 

(Ranma gets beaten up) 	

All    : I wanna be your lover, so I gotta get rid of my friends,
         Marriage lasts forever, friendships gotta end,
         I wanna be your lover, but you have got to give,
         Get rid of false fiancees, hey! that's the way it is.

Kodachi: So here's the story from A to Z, I know you wanna be 
         with me thus listen carefully, We got roses in the place 
         we can shove in their face, we got pictures of me with 
         nothing on but a mini-T shirt which comes for free,
         I'm a real lady but when we're alone... then we'll see...

(Akane gets miffed at this and starts beating up Ranma)

All    : Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
except	  Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
Akane

All    : I wanna be your lover, so I gotta get rid of my friends,
         Marriage lasts forever, friendships gotta end,
         I wanna be your lover, but you have got to give,
         Get rid of false fiancees, hey! that's the way it is.

All    : I wanna be your lover
except
Akane

Akane  : You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA,
	
SoundFX: *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*

All    : Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
except	  Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
Akane	  Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
         She slams his body down with a *pow* *bash* *argh!* 

(Ranma is rendered unconscious)
(Everybody looks at prone Ranma)

All    : I wanna be your lover


						Pervert, escapee 
						Nikholas F. Toledo Zu