The Brain from Planet Arous

 Ryouga was walking, but he wasn't talking. He desperately wanted 
to get back to Nerima so he could be near the beautitous  Akane and 
so that he might smash Ranma and crush his bones into powder yadda,
yadda, yadda. Anyway Ryouga was wandering around when he came
across a secluded cave in the middle of a desert. 
 What was Ryouga doing in the desert? That could be explained, but it's
really a boring story so it won't be. Ryouga wanted to get out of the sun as
soon as possible for he was afraid that he would die of a heat stroke.
However he thought it was a little strange there being a cave in the middle
of
nowhere.
 It could mean two things: it was either a cell created to hold a monstrous
evil which had been imprisoned for the most diabolical of acts  or it was a 
tourist trap. He hoped to god it wasn't the later of the  two. He knew that
he 
needed to  get away from the scorching heat so he ran into the cave.
 Ryouga breathed in a sigh of relief as he looked around at his
surroundings.
The cave was very dark and spooky. It resonated of a powerful and evil
presence
so of course Ryouga went down further into the cave. 
 Ryouga walked down further into the cave and noticed that there was a
bright
green light. He walked towards the light wanting to know what the hell it
was.
As he came closer to the light he saw what it was.
 It was a tall stand which had a really weird sculpture on top of it. The
sculpture was incredibly ugly and only a total idiot would think that any
merit was put into it.
 "It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen," Ryouga whispered to
himself.
He thought that it might make a good present for Akane so he ran up and
plucked
the statue off of the stand. 
 Suddenly a loud booming voice coming from nowhere said,"You have removed
that ugly sculpture therefore releasing the greatest evil in the universe
will come out and try to  take  over the world. Have a nice day!" After that
was said a 
loud roar could be heard and all Ryouga could say was,"D'oh!"
---
 It was a nice and sunny day in Nerima. The brids were singing, the children
weren't trying to kill the neighborhood cat. At the Tendo dojo nothing
intersting
was happening.
 Ranma was watching the tv. Akane was thinking of a reason to
hit Ranma, but forgot about it and decided to watch the tv. Nabiki was 
figuring out new and exciting ways to exploit all of the people arond her.
Soun and Genma were of course playing shogi and Kasumi was baking cookies 
in the kitchen.
 Everything seemed to be going just fine until that is a young man stepped
into the room. He was wearing a dark business Armani business suit. He had
unruly black hair which was tied back by a blagk and yellow bandanna, he
had sharp fangs and menacing green eyes.
 This may be the discription of Ryouga Hibiki, but he was no longer the
master
of the body. No, the body now belonged to an alien monster with evil intent!
 The alien monster shouted,"Prepare to DIE!"
 Ranma looked up at the alien monster and sighed. He got up onto his feet
and
said in a very bored tone,"Ryouga, can't you come up with anything new? I
mean
that has to be the millionth time you've said that."
 The alien monster shouted at Ranma,"How dare you speak to Gor in such an
impudent manner!"
 Everyone stared at the alien monster except Kasumi who didn't give a rat's 
ass about what was going on. Ranma said,"I take that back Ryouga. Stick with
'prepare to die'."
 Gor could not believe that the knave would treat him like he did.  Gor
would
not have it. "I shall kill you for no one can speak to Gor that way!"
 Soun said as he switched the peices of the shogi board while Genma had 
his attention on Gor,"Say isn't that the name of that dead guy who's still
in public office?"
 Soun turned his attention back to Gor and Genma swithced the pieces around
as
well. "No, that's Al Gore," Genma told his friend.
 Akane stood up and knew what she should do in this type of situation. She
malleted her fiance.
 "STOP PICKING ON RYOUGA!"
 Ranma crumpled to the floor and Gor looked puzzled as he said,"But I was
the
one who was trying to kill him."
 Akane blinked and mumbled an apology to the comatose martial artist. Ranma
got up from the floor and said,"Ryouga, why the hell are you calling
yourself 
Gor? What is it good for!"
 Nabiki said,"Absolutely nothing."
 Gor said,"That is my name! I have taken over the body of this Ryoh-Ga so
that
I may conquer the world!"
 Ranma groaned and put his hand on his forehead. "You know, now I'm really
starting to miss 'prepare to die'." 
 Gor shook in barely controled fury. He said,"So I see that you will need
some
convincing then! SKULL CRUSHER!"
 Ranma suddenly felt like his head was caving in on itself. He clutched both
sides of his skull and yelled,"ARRRGGH! It feels like I'm at the bottom of
a swimming pool!"
 Akane grabbed hold of Gor's right arm and yelled,"Please stop it! Don't
hurt
him!"
 Gor looked at her quizically and said,"This coming from the woman who
smashed
his head in with a mallet?"
 Akane couldn't think of a reply and Gor shouted,"The finishing move!"
 Ranma managed to choke out while writhing in agony,"Fine, but if you do
that
you'll never see my special technique."
 Gor stopped using the skull crusher on Ranma and said,"What is this special
technique you speak of?"
 Ranma let go of his head and said,"It's my ultimate technique which will 
make me as powerful as you, but it takes a couple of hours to build up the
power."
 Gor contemplated it for a second and said,"It sounds like an idiotic idea
to let you become powerful enough to defeat me when I could just kill you 
right now... But I won't. You have five hours to train then I shall kill
you.
Now I must be off to conquer the world!"
 Gor was about to walk out of the room when Nabiki got in his way.
 She said,"I'm not going to let you leave..."
 Akane smiled at her sister's bravery. She knew she wasn't as cold and
heartless
as evryone said she was.
 "...without me! You're going to need someone to help you take over the
world!"
 Akane facefaulted. Gor said to Nabiki,"Very well. Let us go!"
 Gor and Nabiki left the house and Akane turned back to Ranma.
 "Ranma, you're going to have to use that special technique on Gor or he'll
take over the world!"
 Ranma said,"Uh... What special technique?"
 "You know the special technique that you said you kne- you made that up,
right?"
 Ranma smiled sheepishly and nodded his head. Akane booted him through 
the roof and yelled,"RANMA NO BAKA!"
 Genma said to Soun,"Say wasn't that guy who was just here that guy who 
wrote the biography on Lincoln?"
 Soun said,"No, that was Gore Vidal."
 "Ah, your move." 
 Soun made his move and said,"Such a nice day."
--- .
 Gor sat next to Nabiki and waited for her to end her sales pitch to the 
politicians.
 They were in a large room in a military base with very nice venitian
blinds.
There was a table and on one side were all the leaders of the major
countries 
of the world and Gor and Nabiki on the other.
 Gor ad tuned out what she was saying for a while, but decided to listen 
again,"... and that is why you should relinquish all power to Gor."
 One of the politicians said,"Say isn't Gor that city where the Russians
hid all of those scientists?"
 The President of Russia said,"No, that's Gorky and we never did that."
 Nabiki 'ahemed' and they all paid attention to her.
 She took out a piece of paper and a pen. She placed the two items on the
table and said,"Okay, if you want to give up your power to Gor sign the 
sheet."
 The Queen of England said,"Why should we believe that you have the power
to take over the world?"
 Gor smiled and suddenly the head of the prime minister of France's head
exploded. The President of America said,"If you wanted us to sign the paper
how come you killed him?"
 Gor laughed and said,"Bah! Who wants France?!"
 The President of Russia said,"We will not give up to you!"
 All of the other leaders nodded in agreement.
 Gor said,"I will kill millions of people if you do not give up!"
 They said and did nothing.
 "I will burn your cities to ashes!"
 They said and did nothing.
 Gor didn't know what else to say until Nabiki whispered something into
his ear. He smiled and said,"I will make you watch 'Ishtar'."
 They jumped onto the table grabbing at the paper and the pen.
---
 Ranma and Akane were arguing so things were back to normal. Soun and
Genma were still playing Shogi and arguing over who Gor was.
 Akane shouted at Ranma,"You idiot! When he comes back he'll kill us
all!"
 Ranma shouted back in an equally venomous tone,"Hey, what was I
supposed to do?!"
 They were so caught up in their argument that they did not notice that
someone was right behind them. 
 "Greetings. I am Vola."
 Ranma and Akane turned around and what they saw nearly made them jump
out of their skins. It was a giant pulsating brain.
 The brain spoke once again,"I am sorry. I know that my appearance has
startled you, but I need your help in finding my husband Gor."
 Ranma said,"He just came by here a while ago. He said he wanted to rule
the world."
 Soun said to Genma,"Say isn't that brain that anime show from the
eighties?"
 Genma said,"No, that's Voltron."
 Vola said,"Oh, no. He's up to his old tricks again.Say, in order for me
to be at the power level that would allow me to defeat Gor I would need 
to possess a woman," the brain said to Akane,"would you be interested?"
 Ranma slapped Akane on the back and said,"Say Akane that brain mistook
you for a woman. When we all know that you're a sexless tomboy."
 Akane smiled at Ranma and said,"Oh, then I guess you would 
be better suited for the job." Akane splashed Ranma with cold water and
shoved the girl in front of the brain.
 There was a bright flash of light and the brain was gone and all that
stood was Ranma. Akane looked worried as she said,"Ranma?"
 Ranma said,"Ranma is no more. All that is left is Vola. Now I will find
my husband and stop him!"
 Akane said,"Can I come with you?"
 Vola said,"Okay. but could you pay for the bus fare?"
 Vola and Akane left the room and Genma said,"Wait Vola is that boxy,
Swedish
car!"
 Soun said,"No, that's a Volvo. Such a nice day."
---
 Gor was doing his dance of joy and Nabiki was playing the bongos. Gor was
now the ruler of the Earth (Actually if you read the fine print Nabiki was,
but 
he didn't need to know that) so they were celebrating in front of the people
they 
had defeated. 
 Suddenly there was a loud smash and the wall caved in as Vola came into the
room with Akane in tow. 
 Vola yelled,"Gor! Are you trying to take over the Earth again?!"
 Gor yiped and said shakily,"V-V-Vola?"
 The President of America said,"Say isn't that the name of a song by the
Kinks?"
 The Queen of England said,"No, that's Lola."
 Vola went over to Gor and grabbed him by hi ear."Damn straight it's me!
Where
the hell have you been?!"
 Gor said very timidly,"I was locked away in a cave."
 Vola said,"Excuses, excuses. I'm taking you back to Rigel 7 where you can't
cause any trouble."
 "Yes, dear."
 With that Vola flew up through the roof while still holding onto Gor's ear.

Nabiki put away the bongos and said,"Well, that was interesting."
 Akane began to cry and Nabiki walked over to her and said,"Hey, sis what's
the
matter?"
 Akane said in-between sniffling,"My fiance is gone probably forever! This
is
the worst day of my life!"
 Nabiki said,"Akane, cheer up. Things aren't that bad. Look at me. I'm now
the
ruler of the world."
 The President of Russia said,"Bah. You don't control us woman-" 
 He shut up as Nabiki showed off a copy of 'Ishtar'. Nabiki said to
Akane,"Now,
Akane I know what will make you feel better."
 "What?"
 "A cookie."
 Nabiki pulled out a large chocolate chip cookie. 
 Akane said,"How is that going to make me feel bet-", but was interrupted
as Nabiki shoved the cookie into her mouth.Akane chewed on the cookie and
smiled.
 "You're right! I do feel better!"
 Nabiki patted Akane on the head and said,"That's a good girl."
 
THE END

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.