Cursed Koi Pond
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by Florencio B. de la Merced, Jr. (fmerced@pworld.net.ph)
A Fanfic inspired by the anime/manga Ranma 1/2, created and copyrighted by
Rumiko Takahashi
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Previous Episode:
Happosai taints the koi pond with an instant Jusenkyo Cursed Pool potion.
Unfortunately, it was Ranma who falls into the pool first, then Happosai.
Chapter 1:
[Tendo dojo, Ranma is starting to wake up]
Ranma: Wha...What happened?
Kasumi: Oh, Ranma. You're awake now. You must be hungry, fortunately it's
almost dinner time.
Ranma: Dinner? Didn't we just had breakfast?
Kasumi: Yes, but everyone was unconscious all day. I'll be right back.
Ranma: What happened to me? Something wierd, I guess. But I can't...What
the...?
[Running outside was Happosai, in his cursed form. He was being followed by
Akane]
Akane: Come back here, you pervert! Get back inside!
Happosai: Ah! AH! BWAA HA HA!!! I'm...I'm never changing back! HA!
Ranma: That's me. But...how? [Nabiki appears, desperately following Akane,
a camera in hand]
Nabiki: Get back here, I'm not finished yet! Gramps! Come on.
Happosai: No way, Nabiki. This time I'm having the fun with Ranma-chan!
Akane: You are not Ranma! That's you! BAKA!
Happosai: Whatever!
[Ranma steps out on the porch, looks at the three as they round the corner]
Ranma: Oh, boy.
Genma: Ranma, my boy! Where did he go?
Ranma: Who?
Soun: The Master, of course. We have to stop him before he gets out of the
dojo.
Ranma: Well, he went that way!
Genma: Well, aren't you going to help us?
Ranma: Why should I?
Genma: [slaps Ranma on the head] Stupid boy! Don't you know what happens if
the old coot stays too long in his new body?
Ranma: Not really? [Imagines Happosai as the pig tailed girl] Nope...in
fact it's kinda funny.
Genma: [slaps Ranma again] Idiot. Do you want me to spell them out to you?
Ranma: Hey! Watch it you old man!
Genma: Ranma, read my lips. N-A-D-O-K-A. U-K-you, Shampoo, Ryouga, and
just about everyone else that knows you as that red head girl.
Ranma: Mom? Ukyou? [images of Happosai gropping women flash through his
head] Arrrgh!!!
Genma: Let's go!
Ranma: Hey, where are you ... you stinky little goat!
[Inside the dojo]
Akane: Come on! This will change you back! [holds a kettle]
Nabiki: Wait, I still need more pictures. And maybe I can get two of them
in one shot.
Akane: Nabiki!
Happy: No! I'm not changin back, I say! [starts gropping his own body]
Heh! I'm pratically ... He He!
Akane: Ehew! What do you think you're doing?
Happy: None of your gad damn business. This is my body I'm molesting. [Hmm,
kinda strange feeling though]
Nabiki: Right, that's it. Wait, hold that pose. Don't lose that! Oh,
brilliant!
Akane: Nabiki!
Ranma: Where...Where is he?
Genma: Master!
Soun: Grab him...I mean her...wait...What the...Ehew! [looks the other way,
and so does Ranma and Genma]
Ranma: What do you think you're doing, old coot?
Happy: Ranma! Oh...this body of yours is so much fun! [Eh, I'm really
getting sick...but I can't stop!]
Genma: Quick, somebody throw some hot water at him.
Nabiki: Wait, let me get Ranma into the act.
Ranma: No way! I'm never going to do that.
Akane: Damn it! Even Ranma doesn't do that to his body, you pervert! This
one is for you! [throws the kettle at Happy]
Happy: Arrrggh! [changes] What the...aaaahh! [faints]
Soun: What happened to him?
Genma: Must have hit his head with the kettle.
Ranma: Nope, I know exactly what happened to him.
Nabiki: Ow, really now. Care to explain?
Ranma: Umm...it's nothing much. Something to do with changing back. [Darn,
I think Nabiki knows exactly what happened to him.]
Akane: Huh? Ranma, you're not making any sense. [Could it be he too ...
no, can't be]
Ranma: I said its nothing, Ok.
Nabiki: Oh, come on, Ranma. We're both girls. [Nabiki winks at Ranma]
Ranma: Ack! Oh, shut up. Help me tie this monster to something strong and
sturdy.
Soun: Let's tie him down on the floor of his room.
Nabiki: Did that, no go.
Akane: We have to find a cure for him.
Genma: Akane, dear. If we couldn't find a cure for our curses, what makes
you think we can find one for him?
Akane: Um...I...
Ranma: Maybe that mummy can do something?
Nabiki: Ok, but leave me out of it. I've got what I wanted.
[At the Nekohanten]
Cologne: You say that Happy turns to Ranma when splashed with cold water?
Ranma: Weren't you listening? [gets a slap on the head]
Akane: And not only that, he starts to glow his lust-chi whenever he tries
to grope himself.
Nabiki: [What am I doing here?]
Shampoo: Very tragic story. How can I tell which Ranma is which?
Mousse: Curses, now there are two of them? What a day of infamy.
Ranma: Well, do you know how we can get rid of it?
Cologne: [thinks] . . .
Shampoo: Great grandmother?
Akane: Oh, please...let there be a cure.
Nabiki: [Maybe if I can strike a deal with Gramps, and Ranma...I'd make a
fortune over what I already get from Kuno.] . . .
Ranma: Well?
Cologne: The only cure I see is the same cure for your curses.
Akane: Oh, no!
Mousse: Which means...nada, right?
Shampoo: Aiya ya ya yah!
Ranma: Darn! What now?
Cologne: First, we must start containing Happy, so that he doesn't do
anymore harm to anyone else, or to himself.
Nabiki: Already taken cared of...He's right here...binded nice and...[Sees
the ropes on her side] What the....
Ranma: What...Where did he go?
Akane: Nabiki! You were supposed to watch him!
Shampoo: Ah! Shampoo scared! With that crazy pervert running around as my
dear Ranma. Oh, Ranma.
Mousse: Eh, Shampoo....don't hug too tightly.
Shampoo: Ranma? [stares at Mousse, then promptly slams him towards a wall]
You not my darling Ranma. [Goes to Ranma] Ranma, Shampoo scared!
Ranma: What the?
Akane: [heats up] Rannnnmaaa!!!
Nabiki: [Darn, I knew I was suppose to do something.]
[Somewhere in Nerima]
Happy: What do I do with my new...power? Shall I hide out somewhere, and
pleasure myself. [Ick, that really felt bad, I wonder why?]
Ukyou: [walks up to Happy] Hello there. What are you doing outside the
Tendo dojo?
Happy: Ukyou? [Hmm...this gives me an idea] Wait right here...[runs inside
the Ucchan's]
Ukyou: [dumps the trash in the can] What's gotten into him?
[End of Chapter 1]
C & C?
Ok, this idea is up for grabs...any takers?
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"Keiichi, please. You do it much better than Asuka does."
"Ok, one last time, Bell."
"Thank you."
"Fly me to the moon..."
Florencio B. de la Merced, Jr.
E-mail: fmerced@pworld.net.ph
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/3641
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Author of some of the most entertaining fanfics of these animes...
Ranma 1/2, Oh My Goddess!, Tenchi Muyo!, El Hazard, Neon Genesis Evangelion
If you don't believe me...who cares? ^_^