niko.  Casler, you are very disturbed.  That's almost as bad as
writing a Muppets/p-chan x-pver, or a Tarou/Ranma love story (shudder)
	Good job though.  


On Mon, 6 Apr 1998, Betrayed Heart wrote:

Well, the main comment was, 'hey, this could be fun, but you have to wrap
the C-4 AROUND the pillar if you want to pull the roof of the parking
garage down'

no, wait.

wrong mailing list.. 

anyway, I've actually developed a plotline to use with this silly universe.. 

I apologise in advance to anyone who reads this tripe..  but it was fun to
write, so I did!

bedaaaaaaaaa 
:p

again, anyway..   on with the teaser!

Preacher MOUSSE!

<as the camera lowers towards the familiar blue-green planet EARTH from a
near stratospheric height, we hear MOUSSE's voice, loud and clear.>

MOUSSE: I have before you, one of the DEMONS-a!, yes, the DEMONS-! of
SATAN! Can you hear me, Brothers and Sisters!

CROWD<shouting, but not quite roaring>: Yes! Yes!

<Camera passes through clouds, accompanied by the nifty whoofing noise from
the beginning of Hackers. the outlines of JAPAN can be seen>

MOUSSE: And what, My children, my Brethren, do we do with the Minions, the
DEMONS of SATAN!?!?  Can you-a tell me, my friends?!?

CROWD<roaring>: THROW THE BUM OUT!

<camera passes through a flock of starlings, jolting aside to narrowly miss
one of the swirling mass of birds. Japan has resolved itself into a neatly
drawn political map, with NERIMA written in blinking red>

MOUSSE: That's right! <softly> we need to rid ourselves of this menace.
Sister Akane, can you take your Holy Mallet, and rid our fellowship of this
minion of satan. <Louder> I Say!, AKANE, Can you SAVE us from this DEMON!
CAN YOU HURL HIM FROM OUR PRESCENCE!?!?!

<as the camera nears the Tendo Dojo enough to recognize it, an explosion
erupts from the roof. Simultaneously, we hear>: AKANE: Preacher! I feel the
strength of the LORD TAKAHASHI inside me! I can rid us of this DEMON! {WHAM!}

<HAPPOSAI, wrapped in thick lengths of chain, and screaming, streaks
towards the camera. The camera jerks out of the way, wobbles for a bit,
then stabilizes. Then turning to follow Happosai, the camera shwos him with
no signs of slowing down or stopping screaming. As he reaches the upper
atmosphere, the camera returns to it's original angle, finally showing it's
approach to the Tendo Dojo.

// Coming \\
\\  Soon  //

<The camera gets close enough to see inside the hole in the roof, and we
can see a white floor with pews>

//  Something you'd  \\
\\ Never want to see //

MOUSSE: Now, that the beautiful and righteous Akane has vanquished the
demon, let us pray

<the camera enters the Tendo Dojo, and levels out. Pivoting, we see that
the Tendo Dojo has been changed into a...

a church?>

// Five Dead Black Sheep \\
\\      Productions      //

<the camera stops, facing a man standing behind a podium, on a raised
platform. due to the camera height, we can only see his podium, but the
camera begins to pan up, revealing MOUSSE, with his head bowed in prayer.>

// Presents \\
\\    A     //

MOUSSE <looking up>: I have been given a vision, a Vision of the LORD! in
this Vision, the LORD (praise Rumiko) came to me, and told me of a
desperate situation here in Nerima.

<crowd murmurs anxiously>

// Really Stupid \\
\\   Picture     //

MOUSSE: A situation, that could put the good citizens of Nerima in danger
of losing their very SOULS!

<crowd gasps>

//  Preacher MOUSSE!  \\
|| An Offensive film  ||
\\ of Epic stupididty //

Coming Soon!
to a fanfic near YOU!

c&c appreciated..  I've got to reply to my earlier c&c first, though..  

eep.

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