On Mon, 6 Apr 1998, David Johnston wrote:

Hunter Kid wrote:

Because Ranma is apparently a lot tougher than mere solid rock.  I mean,
look at all the times Ranma gets slammed against rock.  Which usually
gives, the rock or Ranma?

Take my word for it, no matter what, solid granite is stronger than a
person.  Always.

If that were true, Ryouga wouldn't be able to poke holes in it.

I don't read filk.  I know that I'm missing out on a lot of potentially
great stuff, but I highly doubt that I would recognize most of the songs,
anyway.  So, where the hell did this come from?


(Sing to the tune of Gilligan's Island)


Now sit back and you'll hear a tale
Of the reason why
Ranma's head's harder than rock
And will not seem to dieeeeee...

Ranma's a mighty fighting man
His ego large and sure
He'd always get beat up like hell
But come back for more, but come back for moreeee...

*KRAK*

Yet Ranma has a tendency
To get malleted on his head.
With chi blasts and freefall drops
He really should be dead

But Ranma's not been shredded by
P-chan 'cause it's Anime
So if his head seems harder than a rock
It's cause he's designed that wayyyy!!!



And let this be my answer to this debate.

Written in under 5 minutes.




-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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Oyaji-san!  Mallet-san!
I authorize you to take...MALLET ONE!