Love Comes Last
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by Florencio B. de la Merced, Jr. (fmerced@pworld.net.ph)

A fanfic inspired by the anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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Rei: Asuka, what is that smell?

Asuka: Wondergirl, don't you know anything?  This is my new perfume.  It's
expensive, and should be used on special occasions only.

Rei: I see.

Asuka:  You really should get out some more, Rei.

Rei: I guess I should.

Asuka: Right.

Shinji: What are you two talking about?

Asuka: Nothing.

Rei: Ikari-kun, are you finished with your synchronization test?

Shinji: Hai.  I've come to tell you its your turn now to synchronize with
Unit 01.

Rei:  I see. [walks off]

Asuka: That girl is getting wierder by the day.

Shinji: Really? I never noticed.

Asuka: BAKA!  You never notice a girl unless she's right on top of you!

Shinji: Eh!

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Ritsuko: Rei, your synchronization levels have dipped.  Is there something
wrong?

Rei: I smell something.

Misato: Smell?  In the LCL?

Rei: Hai.  I smell perfume.

Misato: Perfume?

Ritsuko:  Why would she smell perfume in Unit 01?  It's only her and Shinji
who uses it.

Misato:  Maybe Shinji uses perfume too.

Rei:  Hai. He's using Asuka's perfume.

Ritsuko: What?  [turns to Misato] Katsuragi!  What the hell is going on?

Misato: So that's why those two haven't fought all week long.

Ritsuko: Geez.  Where are those two now?

Rei: I left them at the changing room.

Misato: Oh, boy.  I guess I should go over there and break those two up.

Ritsuko: Yeah, you should take responsibility for your actions.

Misato: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. [leaves]

Rei: Dr, Akagi.  What does this smell mean?

Ritsuko: Um...nothing important, Rei.  Lets continue with the test.

Rei: Are those two getting along?

Ritsuko: Um...I guess so.  Why do you ask?

Rei: I'm jealous.

Ritsuko: Really?  Well, you should tell Shinji that.

Rei: I will.

Ritsuko: Is that all?

Rei: Dr. Akagi.  Can I get rid of this LCL?

Ritsuko: Um...I understand...We'll drain that tainted LCL and fill you up
with some new batch.

Rei: Thank you.

Ritsuko: You're welcome.

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Shinji: Oww!  I didn't do anything.

Misato: Oh, really?  What if I tell you that Rei knows something about
what's happening between you and Asuka? Well...

Shinji: Asuka...and me?  Come on, Misato-san...that's absurd.

Asuka: Feh!  What would I want to have anything to do with that BAKA!

Misato: Hmm...Come on.  You two have been had.  We know all about the
perfume.

Shinji: Perfume?

Asuka: You mean this? [holds out a bottle] I was showing Rei this before she
went for her test.  That girl must have inhaled too much.

Misato: Let me see...[opens the bottle] Ehew! Where did you get
this...thing? [thinking] Wow, Channel...this is rare.

Shinji: I told you that was bad.

Asuka: Shut up! ANTA BAKA!

Misato: Anyway, I'm confiscating this until I get to the bottom of this.
[thinking] I wonder were he is right now?

Asuka: Hey! That's mine!

Misato: I'll return it as soon as I talk with Ritsuko.

Asuka: Damn you, Misato-san!

Misato: One more word like that and no more perfume for you, little miss
smarty pants. [leaves]

Asuka: This sucks.

Shinji: Hey, Asuka.

Asuka: I know, I know.

Shinji: How do you supposed she knew?

Asuka: I told you to take a bath before your synchronization test, remember.

Shinji: But I didn't have time.  Rei came in as soon as we were finished.

Asuka:  BAKA! Don't make such lousy excuses.

Shinji: From now on we'll only do it at home.

Asuka: Very well.  Although...this moment is as good as any.

Shinji: Asuka!  Not now.  Please I'm tired.

Asuka: Aw! Shut up and just do it!

Rei: Are you finished with your synchronization test, Asuka?

Asuka: What the?  Wondergirl? [tries to hide Shinji, but only succeeds in
pushing him down to the floor]

Shinji: Arrgh!!!

Rei: I've come to tell you that your synchronization test with Unit 01 is
next.  Dr. Akagi sent me to call you.

Asuka: [puts her plugsuit back on] Um, ok.  I thought they cancelled it or
something.  Later Shinji-kun.

Rei: Sayonara, Asuka.  I'll take care of Ikari-kun for you while you wait.
[the doors closed behind Asuka]

Asuka: [eyes wide open]  What the...hey!  Rei! Open up!  I said open up!
Don't you dare do anything with him!

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Asuka: [opens her eyes] What...it's morning?  Oh, it was all a dream. [lies
back in bed] Whew!  For a minute there I thought Shinji and I...naaahh!!
Impossible. [walks out of her room]

Shinji: Morning, Asuka

Asuka: Morning Shinji-kun.  What's for breakfast?

Shinji: I don't know.

Asuka: Then who's cooking?

Rei: Ohayo!

Asuka: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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The End

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You can C & C me...but that would hardly do anything to cure my demented
mind. ^_^