Golden Z
	Lesson 1:0
	"Crossdressing"
	By: P-R-P-Chan and Ranchan

	"Study, study, study, study, study...."

	Kintaro Oe, age: 25.  He dropped out of Tokyo University but he only quit
after completing all of the required courses.  Since then, he's held various
jobs and studies life.  Studying is his hobby.  In peak physical and mental
condition, he's extremely healthy.  And someday, perhaps he may save not
only Japan, but also the world.  This is his chance.

	"Study, study, study, study, study...."

	Kintaro had given up; at the speed he was going, with no brakes, it was
doubtful he would ever be able to stop.  What had started out as a race at
impossible odds, hand ended up an astounding victory for him, as well as a
horrible defeat.  Kintaro had won a night with one of the most beautiful
women he'd ever met, but his brakes had given out and now had no way of
claiming his prize.
	Contemplating how the fates were against him, he didn't notice the
appearence of a turbaned stranger in front of him until a second too late.
Frantically, he tried to turn, but only succeeded in wresting himself from
his precarious perch.  Flying through the air, he was prepared for the
worst, but had to settle for the best.  The khaki skinned man reached out
and grabbed him by the shirt as he flew past, and winked out of existence,
taking Kintaro with him.

***

	Kintaro gasped in confusion as he was deposited on the ground in front of
the Masaki house.  Without a word of explanation his 'saviour' marched into
the house leaving him to deal with the bewildered stares of the two women
who's fight he'd disturbed.  Not knowing what else to do, aside from
catching a quick glimpse at the figures of the two, he followed the stranger
inside.
	Entering the house, he found him in the kitchen, engaged in conversation
with a red haired little teenage girl.
	"We're going to have to give him some training.."
	"Excuse me? Could you tell me what's going on?" Kintaro interjected.
	"NO!" They both shouted, before Washuu continued on from where she was cut off.
	"By my calculations it should only take a few years.."
	"We don't see why we can't train him."
	"Were you able to beat Brolli?"
	Piccobuu sighed as Washuu rammed her point home with an accusing finger.
	"Fine.. first stop is..."

***

	"...Tendo school of Anything-Goes Martial Arts." Piccobuu finished as they
appeared in at the front entrance to the dojo.
	"What? What happened?"
	"We're here..."
	"And where is that? And why me?"
	Before Kintaro could get his answer, the pair was greeted by a friendly voice.
	"Oh! Hello there.. Can I help you?"
	"We're here to train.. if you could show us the master of the dojo.."
Piccobuu responded, something in her voice moved them to show more respect
than would be expected from those who knew them.
	"Sure.. right this way.. would you like some tea?"
	"Yes please.." Kintaro managed to answer through the haze that had taken
over his mind.  He'd just met the most innocent of women, an angel in the
midts of hell; Her beauty was surpassed only by her kindness, well maybe not
her beauty.  Her fine curves, prominent chest, firm and... NO! I musn't
think such things about such a pillar of divine beauty.. but how beautiful
she would look lying on her.... THWAP! Piccobuu had noticed the lecherous
grin on Kintaro's face, and quickly put an end to his fantasies.
	"We're here to train.. If you think you'll get too distracted.. You'd be
just as much use to us as a eunuch.."
	"Eunuch?" Kintaro's face blanched, but gathering some of his wits he
withdrew his notebook from the strap of his waistpouch.
	"How educational."
	Taking no care to hide his actions from the seething Piccobuu, he started
to write in it. 'This guy is scary.'

***

	Akane and Nabiki sat at the table, awaiting supper, while Genma and Soun
played shogi on the porch.  All where surprised when Kasumi led a khaki
skinned, turbaned, alien and a young man into the room.  She motions to them
to sit and then leaves the two with her sisters as she went back to her
kitchen.  The two girls watched the alien in awe, unable to tear their gaze
from it.  Piccobuu for his part just sat there impassively, he knew the
person they'd come for was on his way.  Kintaro was another story, his eyes
roamed between the two girls, studying their faces, but mostly their bosom.
Both were leaning forward staring at his companion, so if he raised himself
just the right amount he could see into their shirts and make out... Kintaro
yelped in pain as the dark haired embedded a giant mallet in his head.
	"ITE!"
	"Serves you right, hentai!"
	Kintaro just groaned in pain.  His eyes were unfocused, until they were
drawn to the older ones crotch.  Lying on the floor he could see under the
table, and watch as she shifted her legs, revealing some of her hidden
attributes through her tight shorts.  When the dark haired one sat, he was
rewarded with yet another sight; since she was wearing a skirt, he had a
good view of her panties.  Charged with excitement, Kintaro lay there
staring at the wonderful treasures of life, praying that this moment
wouldn't end.
	"Ummm.. Akane? I think you may have hit him a bit too hard.. It doesn't
look like he's getting up."
	"Serves the pervert right.."
	"What makes him a pervert?"
	"He was looking down my shirt!"
	"It's only natural.  Frankly I'm flattered; The only difference between a
dirty old man and a healthy young one are their age... And I much prefer
being ogled by a young one, don't you agree Akane?"
	At this point Happosai walked in.  "Glad you see it my way Nabiki!  Now how
bout me and you go somewhere private? I'm not as old as I look."  Nabiki
just scoweled at him, giving him that 'With You?' look.  Akane was about to
answer Nabiki's question when Kintaro mumbled form his place on the floor,
"Polka dots."  Suddenly  he was no longer under the table, as it ended up on
top of him.
	"ITE!" Kintaro managed to get out before falling unconcious.  His scream
brought Ranma into the house from the dojo, eager to find out who else had
managed to arouse Akane's anger.  He stopped in shock when he was the khaki
skinned thing sitting at the table, ignoring the comatose strager next to
him, as well as Akane trying to beat Happosai as she recieved his affection.
	"You old goat!  Can't I leave you alone for five minutes?"  Ranma casually
walked over and knocked Happosai off of his fiancee.  The old master flew
across the room striking the silent man in the face.  
	"ENOUGH!" Piccobuu yelled, as he readjusted his turban, throwing Happosai
back at Ranma; Happosai knocking him down and the Ranma quickly chasing him
out of the room.  Grabbing the younger pervert, he slapped him awake.
	"Wha?" Kintaro started.  He was quickly shut up by Piccobuu's glare.
	"We are Piccobuu and this is Kintaro Oe.. We are here to learn the
Anything-Goes Style."
	"Nani? Me? Why do I have to..."  Before Kintaro could finish, Happosai ran
back in the room, Ranma following not far behind.  Happosai stopped and
threw a bucket of water at Ranma, triggering his transformation.  Happosai
happily glomped him.
	"..have to.. learn how to crossdress?" Kintaro finished
	"IT'S NOT CROSSDRESING!!"
	"No, you'll be learning from him." Piccobuu answered as they pried Happosai
from between Ranma's breasts.

****
alright, i got the prelude to the first major part done.. damn is this gonna
be long.. anyways.. i noticed some mistakes in continuity I made in the
series prelude.. namely that Kami and Piccolo had already fused at the time
this happened, with Dende being god, and that the fusion makes it into one
personality.. i will be making the revision.. but it will end up that
piccobuu is made up of Piccolo, Kami, Dende, Nail, and Buu.. so he's got too
many personalities for his mind to handle.. I'm thinking of havin it kind of
like a split personality, as Piccolo and Kami were one being in the first
place, Dende was braindead when they absorbed him (they needed his power),
Nail already had his affect on Piccolo which can be seen n how to acts to
Dende, so It'll only be Piccolo and Buu who matter..  I'll worry about what
happens when they don't agree later.. right now they won't be havin any
difficulties.. wanting to get Brolli first..

        
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